Acting Can Be Real Too

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(Summary: This chapter is about a play cause i had no ideas.)
Alright, let's make this play shine,
This play will be gold!
...
Ed, you fucking did this on purpose,
what's wrong with it?
You're making me wear a whole girly ass outfit.
So.. I don't care anyways lol.
what am I even supposed to do?!
You're supposed to be the warrior princess rescuing the princess.
What..?
that doesn't make sense.
Warriors don't wear girly stuff dumbass.
Yeah, but you're the" girly girl" warrior
Oh, and you'll totally enjoy this bit.
At the end, they get with each other.
Isn't that cool?!
What's even cool about it..?
oh, you're so silly, Well. Your girlfriend's playing the princess,
Well yeah. She was one, I'm pretty sure she'll nail this.

No fair!
Why do I have to be the peasant!!
Because this is my play,
does the peasant get abused in this..?
No, you already went through real-life abuse, so of course not!

Good. I'm glad,
(Oh god)
(First, I dress up in this girly piece of shit)
(And I just realized the end is a kiss scene)
(I'm not dumb)
(I know why that fucker made me "the girly girl warrior" and Rose the "princess ")

Does this dress look okay love?
It looks pretty. Your outfit is pretty, too!
Yeah, but not as pretty as you.

Hey hey hey!
the scene is after!

(play is done)
(Performance day)

(I'm so lazy for this, so many scenes later)
Thank you, for rescuing me.
Ah, you're welcome, your highness.
It's my pleasure. Now, I must go.
Wait! (she grabs her hand)

(I need to give this, my all)
(I should at least be normal)
(Oh god, I'm not ready)

Do not go. I must repay you.
No, no, no need.
Would it be wrong to say that I had a crush on you?
No. I find it normal.
I pretty much feel the same way.
Honestly,
Screw it, bring me closer!
(she leaned for the kiss)

Okay, that's it, the end!
Love, I am confused.
What do you mean?
Was that real or acting?
Honestly, (grabs her hands)
That was real.
But nobody is going to know anyway.

(Shit)
Umm.. I may have recorded the whole play and posted it on the internet..

....
It's okay!
Breathe!

Are you fucking serious right now Ed?!
What?! you said no one would know that kiss was real.

Give me the damn phone.
What are you doing?
Reading the comments.
(Many comments say that the kiss was fake)
Thank god,
They fell for it.
Of course they did
I mean.. would the actual portrayals kiss or something?
Yes. Stupid.
haha, welp, I enjoyed it.
Agh!
wait, (she grabs her hand)
you looked adorable in that outfit.
thanks, Rose.
you did, too.

So how was the play?
In between of ass and alright,
It was ass cause of my outfit choice,
But alright, cause my girlfriend was in it with me.

(Anyways, I'm coming up with more ideas)
(So yay one shots!)

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