PT 3: Raiding the kitchen bc yes.

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(Note: there is some Oregon x Washington I don't headcanon them all as siblings 🥶 only the dakotas and the other two pairs and Oklahoma and Texas because I said so 😋 Yeehaw 🤠)

Florida went out of his room, well the room shared by like 4 other states.

Idaho followed behind.

"Also I just realized where are we gonna get the dye? For your eye yk?" Idaho asked.

"Funfact I don't know lol." Florida replied.

"You're dumb." Idaho told him.

"Don't gotta tell me twice."They had made it to the kitchen. Florida immediately ran to the cabinet, grabbing some random crackers.

Idaho ran after him, also going to the cabinet, grabbing some potatoes... Should've seen that coming. He also grabbed some potato chips.

Florida looked at him, he was literally grabbing anything potato related.

"Are you serious." Florida asked.

Idaho looked at the 3 potato chip bags he was holding, and the potato sack.

"Yeah why?" He asked, Florida just sighed.

"Nevermind." Florida grabbed some offbrand fruit loops. And other cereal.

Florida looked at the fridge.

"Yogurt"

"Huh?"

Florida ran over to the fridge, right when he opened the fridge door, a actual door opened.

Florida looked over, it came from the room uh... like 5 states he didn't rlly care about were in.

"What the... What are you guys doing..." Someone asked.

Florida looked over, it was Oregon.

"Nothing." Florida shut the fridge door.

"Are you sure..." Oregon asked tiredly.

"Yeah we were just- looking for dye." Florida grinned.

"B**CH THAT IS A TERRIBLE LIE WHY WOULD WE BE LOOKING FOR DYE AT LIKE 2AM IN THE FRIDGE?!" Idaho exclaimed.

"SHUT UP YOU JUST EXPOSED US"

"UR GONNA WAKE UP THOSE STATES IN THE OTHER 2 ROOMS OVER THERE!" Idaho pointed to the 2 rooms next to eachother (Personally I haven't decided what the house exactly looks like lol.)

"LIKE WHO???"

"RHODE, NEVADA, MICHIGAN, NEW HAMPSHIRE, OAK, TEXAS, NEBRASKA, ORE-" Idaho suddenly stopped. (Yes, I made the rooms by random.)

"Wait why were you in that room." Idaho asked.

Oregon's face flushed.

"No reason." She put her hands behind her back.

Idaho whispered to Florida.

"Whos in that room again?"

"Uh-" Florida stammered. "SD, Colo, WV, Washington, and Utah."

"Surprised you knew that but Oregon isn't with them right?" Idaho asked.

"I only know because of that one time I followed West Virginia to that room. But yeah." Florida said.

"Wait aren't her and Washington dating or smth." Idaho asked.

"Uh..." Florida looked at Oregon. "I think."

Idaho twisted his head over to Oregon.

"What were you doing with-"

Oregon just immediately shut the door before Idaho could finish.

Florida cackled.

"Lol."

"I think we should take the snacks and go to our room before something like that happens again." Idaho said

"Yeah, your right." Florida real quickly opened the freezer and got some of those icee yogurt things. "Still getting these though."

"You're insufferable." Idaho sighed, making his way to the room.

"What? Was it something I said?" Florida asked, following after him.

"Nevermind." Idaho spat.

"Rude." Florida said upsetly.

"Sorry, sorry. Let's just order the dye or something then go to sleep."

"Then what would the snacks be for?"

"Fine. A movie?"

"Perfect!"

Idaho sighed.

"This is gonna be a long night..."


(NOTE: I DONT SHIP IDAHO AND FLORIDA IT WAS JS SOMETHING SILLY 😭)


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