Incorrect quotes except I dont know how to do them

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(Some of them will be related to the depressing au thing, so ill state which ones those are and kinda what I mean by them)

Also some cities will be included lololol

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Fort Worth: How is life?

Dallas: Ass


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Kansas: Im going for a walk

Nebraska: Thats a bad idea

Kansas: At this point im used to it



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Vermont: Is this a good idea

Alaska: No



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Georgia: Florida is playing music at full volume again

Mississippi: Is he okay?

Georgia: Is he ever



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Texas: Im the favorite

Topeka: am I a joke to you

(quickly explaining: In gacha, the first character that was not in the depressing au I made was actually Topeka.)



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Kansas: Why are you so depressed all the time?

Missouri: Im about to scatter your ashes on the wind

Kansas: Fair enough



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California: I think im in a life or death situation

Texas: Every situation is life or death



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Florida: Fuck society

Colorado: Which way

Florida: The fuck you mean which way??








































Im dying inside slowly and painfully </3

I got a different idea, but I will make a follow up.


(Also the Kansas and Nebraska one, someone uh... Is stalking Kansas. Kinda.)

(And the Vermont and Alaska one, Vermont and Alaska actually played music to wake up the whole house once and ended up traumatizing 4 states in the process (Nevada, Michigan, Rhode Island, and Oklahoma.) So...)




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