Straight Man's Guide to Being Attacked (NP)

Chapter 2: Man of the Sea (II)

There is no distinction between day and night at the bottom of the sea. The only thing you can use to distinguish them is the night pearl in the sea. When it lights up with a faint blue light, it means that the night of the sea has arrived.

When he woke up, it was already night. Guan Ling slowly wagged his tail, trying to adapt to this body, and slowly swam towards the door.

The feast of the sea has begun. Guan Ling sits next to his brothers, listening to them discussing the king of the neighboring sea who is said to be very famous, named Prodi.

Guan Ling sat there bored, playing with his pointed fingernails, listening nonchalantly to his brothers recounting Prodi's life from childhood to adulthood. He couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. It turned out that celebrities have no *.

The sound of music suddenly sounded, and all the mermaids in the hall stood up from their seats to greet the two figures swimming slowly in from outside the hall. Guan Ling was squeezed behind him by his strongest sixth brother, and tried hard to stick his head out to take a look at the legendary king, but before he could pull himself out, the mermaid father led the king to them.

"Ah, Your Highness Prodi, thank you very much for coming to visit our sea area. These are my seven sons. Please allow me to introduce them to you one by one."

Hearing what the mermaid father said, the six brothers immediately raised their heads and chests and lined up neatly. Guan Ling finally escaped from his sixth brother's tail and took a breath. Hearing what the mermaid father said, Guan Ling obediently lined up behind the six brothers and raised his head to look at the king. This raise of his head shocked Guan Ling instantly.

It was as if there was another ocean born in the vast sea. The azure eyes were long, narrow and deep, as if they were deposited at the deepest bottom of the sea, with no end in sight.

His handsome face was hung with a nonchalant smile, his blue hair floated on both sides of his ear fins, lightly brushing against his fishtail that was glowing with a faint blue light. It was not until this moment that Guan Ling deeply felt the charm of the mermaid in the fairy tale.

Looking at the blue mermaid, then turning around to look at his muscular brothers, Guan Ling felt a deep sense of frustration from the bottom of his heart. They were all mermaids, so why did these ones of his look like this? Was it a genetic problem?

Thinking of this, Guan Ling's eyes unconsciously drifted towards the mermaid father who was making an impassioned introduction. After observing for a moment, Guan Ling came to the conclusion that, yes, it was indeed a genetic problem.

Just when he was about to retract his gaze with satisfaction, he felt a strong gaze in the middle. Guan Ling followed the line of sight and crashed into a vast ocean. The owner of the ocean had extremely hot eyes and a slight smile, which made Guan Ling so confused that he lost his direction.

Damn, it's not good for a mermaid to be too beautiful. Guan Ling looked away expressionlessly, covered his nose, and silently soothed his overly fast beating heart.

"This is my fifth son Charles, sixth son Toddya..." At this time, the mermaid father had already introduced the sixth mermaid. Guan Ling silently put down his hands and listened to his own name expectantly. He had been here for so long, but he didn't know what his name was. Was it the same as the little princess' name in The Daughter of the Sea?

"Ah, this is my most adorable seventh son, Guan Ling!" In an instant, Guan Ling's facial expression changed from expectation to stiffness. Why were the first few names foreign names, but his suddenly changed to Chinese?

He looked at his brothers silently, and found that they did not show any surprise. He retracted his gaze and stared at the tip of his fish tail sadly. As expected, he still could not understand the world of mermaids.

Taking in every detail of Guan Ling's expression, Prodi's narrow eyes slowly narrowed. It seemed that his decision was right. This visit allowed him to gain a cute little mermaid.

"Okay, now that everyone knows each other, let's start the dance!"

As the mermaid dad spoke, cheers suddenly rose from the bottom of the sea, and the music instantly became enthusiastic. The mermaid dad and the king sat in the first seats, Guan Ling and his six brothers sat around them, and the other mermaids sat below. In front of each mermaid were fresh fish, shrimp and honey wine from the bottom of the sea.

Some mermaids in the hall were waving their tails and dancing gracefully with their partners, which looked magnificent under the reflection of the sea water.

With an expressionless face, he watched his brothers swim up one by one. Guan Ling played with the thin fins between his five fingers out of boredom, and was somewhat curious whether the mermaid's claws were as sharp as the legend said.

Just as Guan Ling was about to make a move, Prodi, who was sitting in the first row, suddenly swam down, swinging his beautiful and powerful tail and slowly swimming in front of Guan Ling,

"My dear little prince, I wonder if I have the honor to invite you to dance with me."

The whole place suddenly fell silent. Guan Ling froze in place, looking at the beautiful face so close to him, not knowing what to do.

Seeing Guan Ling staring at his outstretched hand expressionlessly without any movement, Prodi's eyes flashed with disappointment, but then he chuckled,

"My prince, let's dance together, okay?"

There seemed to be an unknown temptation in that smile, and Guan Ling unconsciously took the hand in front of him.

The moment the two held hands, the whole audience suddenly burst into warm applause, which made Guan Ling wake up all of a sudden.

Looking at the king who brought him to the palace, Guan Ling became even more stiff. How did he hold his hand? Also, I couldn't dance when I was a human, and I couldn't dance even more when I was a fish. So, do I really want to dance with this flamboyant-looking king? I am a real man. Is it okay for two men to dance together, brother?

No matter how intense Guan Ling's inner thoughts were, Prodi still held the little prince who couldn't dance and completed a seemingly graceful dance. Of course, the overly enthusiastic applause from the audience after the two of them finished dancing made Guan Ling a little strange, but he couldn't care less at this moment. The few circles he just danced made him dizzy.

So the dance that night was spent in everyone's warm applause and Guan Ling's half-consciousness. As soon as the party was over, Guan Ling swam towards his dormitory in a daze, not noticing the meaningful smiles of his father and Prodi.

When Guan Ling woke up the next day, he was startled by the enlarged face in front of him as soon as he opened his eyes. Before he could react, a wet kiss came upon him, making Guan Ling completely lose the ability to think. A soft thing stirred in Guan Ling's mouth, brushing from the upper jaw to the teeth, and finally lingered on his tongue.

The crystal liquid slid down Guan Ling's chin. Guan Ling rolled his eyes in dissipation. Tears condensed in his eye sockets and dissipated into the sea. Finally, Guan Ling passed out from lack of oxygen and the kiss. Before he passed out, he heard the system prompt sound.

"Ding, congratulations to the player for starting the side quest: "What can I do to save you, my chastity?"The quest details have been recorded in the guidebook, so please check it out."

Damn, I'm a male. After letting out a final roar, Guan Ling finally fainted from powerlessness.