Straight Man's Guide to Being Attacked (NP)

Chapter 48 Caribbean Thief (I)

The fine raindrops were like a gauze, darkly covering the rolling sea. The sound of raindrops hitting the glass was like drums, vibrating around the eardrums and drilling into the aching brain.

"Hey, assholes, the storm is coming, cheer up, we're almost there!"

The rustling sound of whips tore through the air and fell beside his ears. His body trembled in alertness, and Guan Ling suddenly opened his eyes and quickly threw himself forward, narrowly avoiding the whip that was about to fall on him.

“We won’t keep useless people on the ship, you little bastard!” The bulging muscles on his body waved in front of Guan Ling like steel. The dirty man stared at Guan Ling fiercely. After looking at him for a while, he suddenly laughed, “But your fair and tender skin is very attractive to mermaids. When we reach the Mermaid Harbor, I will throw you overboard, hahahaha!”

The black hair on his head hung in front of his eyes, revealing an unpleasant smell. With an expressionless face, Guan Ling followed a group of hideous-looking pirates, reached out for the mop, and cleaned the rainwater on the deck.

Suddenly, he felt a pain in the back of his buttocks, and his heart skipped a beat. Guan Ling turned around silently and met a pair of extremely obscene eyes.

His eyes fell on the hand pressing on his buttocks. Guan Ling could no longer bear it and thrust the mop towards the man's mouth, directly wiping off most of the mud covering the pirate's face.

"Hey, man, it's just a joke!" The pirate struggled to crawl out from under the mop, spat, and leaned to the side with a grin.

"There seems to be land ahead. Damn it, the rain is getting heavier!!!"

A corner of the shore was vaguely visible in the dark sea water. He threw down the mop in his hand and quickly hid in the cabin. Guan Ling sat in the corner and observed the surroundings. After making sure that there was no one around, he whispered, "System, what do you think of me escaping while I'm on shore?"

"Ding, dear players, all game content is to be explored by the players themselves. This game does not provide any form of assistance."

With a sluggish face, Guan Ling pulled out the strategy manual. He stared silently at the strategy manual where the world background should have appeared but was now blank. After a long while, he slowly uttered words.

"Then can you tell me why there is no world background or missions in my strategy manual? Does self-exploration mean I can open up new worlds by myself? What the hell am I playing this game for if there is no mission background!"

After the punishment world ended, the system returned part of his return points. However, before he could be happy, the game gave him a heavy blow.

From the moment he entered this world, Guan Ling was almost in a state of confusion. Not only did the system not issue any relevant tasks, but it didn't even provide the background of this world.

Moreover, the teleportation locations in the game are getting more and more deceptive. You have to know how devastated Guan Ling was when he opened his eyes and found himself lying in a pirate's lair. That feeling was so sour that it was beyond words!

He finally understood the meaning of the phrase "getting on a pirate ship"...

Not to mention how hard life was on the pirate ship every day, Guan Ling had been on the ship for several days before he figured out where the ship was going.

I heard that there is a place called the Fountain of Youth in a distant sea. Drinking the water there can give people eternal life and keep them young forever.