Straight Man's Guide to Being Attacked (NP)

Chapter 26: The Strange Story of a Male Tenor (XIV)

Guan Ling was overjoyed after driving away the policeman, but after being happy, Guan Ling was depressed to find that Bu Shiren's degree of evil showed no sign of increasing.

Because Officer Li needed to investigate, the school had a five-day holiday. During this time, Guan Ling conducted a series of investigative experiments on how to increase Bu Shiren's darkening degree.

Experiment 1: Pretend to be in a bad mood and act indifferent to Bu Shiren.

Experimental process: On a sunny afternoon, Guan Ling trotted back to the dormitory with the lunch he had just bought. After standing in front of the dormitory door for a while, he gathered all his strength and slapped the door open.

Guan Ling placed the lunch on the table with a cold expression. He deliberately ignored Bu Shiren who slowly appeared from the side. He lowered his head and ate rice, exuding a low pressure of giving up.

"Guan Ling." Bu Shiren stroked Guan Ling's hair and called softly.

"What are you doing?" Turning his face away impatiently, Guan Ling stood up and threw his unfinished lunch into the trash can beside him. He touched his mouth casually, and without paying attention to Bu Shiren's outstretched hand, he lay on the bed with his arms and legs spread.

Burp, I’m so full.

Smacking his lips in satisfaction, Guan Ling squinted his eyes and secretly observed Bu Shiren's expression through his bangs, ready to respond to the sound of the system at any time.

Squinting at Guan Ling's slightly bulging belly, Bu Shiren chuckled, raised his foot, and instantly pressed Guan Ling under him.

Reaching out his hand and sliding it down Guan Ling's cheek, Bu Shiren raised the corners of his lips slightly, his voice full of pleasure, "You learned how to seduce me in bed so quickly, you're so good."

After he finished speaking, without giving Guan Ling time to react, Bu Shiren leaned over and blocked Guan Ling's mouth tightly.

Uh-huh, no, no, I was clearly ignoring you, asshole!

Reaching out and pinching the slightly raised Guan Ling, Bu Shiren watched Guan Ling reflexively say "hmm" and curled the corners of his lips in satisfaction, then thrust forward bravely!

Guan Ling burst into tears.

Result of Experiment 1: After being pressed on the bed and having sex for the entire afternoon, the sheets were taken apart and washed again, and the guy next door even looked at me strangely.

Darkness increase: zero

It’s okay, failure is the mother of success.

I comforted myself silently.

Guan Ling put on his pants with tears in his eyes, preparing to start the second experiment.

Experiment 2: Reject Bu Shiren’s abnormal affectionate behaviors such as kissing and touching, and act very dissatisfied.

Experimental process: "Snap" opened Bu Shiren's hand on his shoulder, Guan Ling frowned and snorted coldly: "Don't touch me."

With a slightly gloomy look in his eyes, Bu Shiren looked at Guan Ling's face which had turned away slightly. There was no expression on his pale face.

Glancing sideways, Guan Ling's lips twitched in delight.

The degree of evil can't faze me, Da Guan Ling. I want to stop it... Huh?!

His body suddenly flew into the air, and after a moment of dizziness, Guan Ling saw a rectangular object with blue floral patterns in front of his eyes.