Jay looked at himself in the mirror, flexing his muscles, well, what little he had compared to the others. But that didn't matter too much to him, one of these girls had to like it!
A loud knock was heard on the door.
"GET OUT THE BATHROOM FUCKSHIT, YOU'RE HOGGING!" Kai's voice boomed from the other side.
"You had it the ENTIRE day yesterday!" Jay yelled back.
Today was the second day after the merge, and the schools didn't get to communicate much yesterday. Of course, Kai, who spent most of the time hogging the bathroom, tried to show off for the new ladies...Only to get cockblocked by his own sister!
If she was anything like him, she must have decided that she was going to be doing the hitting on, not Kai. Jay didn't know much about Nya anyway, besides the fact that she was extremely hot! But Cole seemed more like her type if he recalled the relationship between him and Kai.
Speaking of Cole, Cole was in the TV room giving a lecture to the other 3.
"I don't see how this will help us get bitches, Cole." Kai rolled his eyes.
"Don't call the hoes bitches man! That was in step 1!" Cole facepalmed.
"Y-you just called them hoes." Zane raised a finger.
"Zane. Leave the tips to the professionals." Cole scolded.
The sound of a creaking door was heard as Jay finally stepped out of the bathroom. "So fellas... think I'm lady ready?"
"..."
"AHAHAHHHHAHHAHA" Lloyd spit out his drink, causing a chain reaction of the other guys to laugh at Jay.
"Dude... be serious... did you curl your hair??" Kai wiped a tear from his eye.
"And the freckles?? Don't you normally cover those?!" Cole pointed at his face.
"Come on guys, the ladies love the soft guy approach." Jay tried to defend himself.
"Maybe in the movies, but everyone knows being lame don't work for real," Kai rebutted.
"Talking about "he makes me laugh" knowing damn well the guys lame as shit." Cole agreed.
"You two deadass have kissed, what the hell do you know about girls?!" Jay yelled.
"More than you nigga!" Cole yelled back.
(I HC Cole as black, and I am black myself.)
Lloyd stepped between the two.
'Woah woah, alright fellas, don't get your panties in a twist. Let's settle this with a friendly competition."
"Name your challenge." Cole raised an eyebrow.
"The first one to get a girlfriend by the end of the month is who actually knows what girls want, and can claim himself king of the hoes," Lloyd suggested. The boys looked around at each other. I mean, at face value, it seemed like an easy task, but from growing up in a school with a bunch of dudes and the fact that their closest relationship with a woman was their mothers... Eh, what's the worst that could happen?
"You've got yourself a challenge Garmadork," Kai smirked.
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The sun filtered through the light pink curtains on the window, casting a soft glow on the pastel-colored walls of the girls' dorm. They had already set up nicely in their wing. Well at least in their room. Couldn't really speak on the other girls who went to their school. Each bed was made to fit each girl's personality, with their own memorabilia lining their walls.
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Don't Kill My Vibe (A Ninjago High School AU)
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