Triden: A New Era (Trump and Biden)

Series shenanigans (Trumps POV)

Biden and I have recently gotten into this amazing series called "The Gay, Fluffy Islands." There's no arguing, and everyone on the island f*cks. In every episode, there's a new twist to the story, and it's so good. We had been watching it all morning, but sadly, I had to go out to the grocery store to buy some creamer for our coffee. We all know Biden needs it, or he can't even stay awake.

I'm at the store shopping when this little kid comes up to me and calls me his hero. I mean, of course he did. I am absolutely amazing, and everyone should bow down to me on their knees. Just like Biden does every night. Anyway, I obviously take a picture with him and then sign his arm in sharpie. I don't think his mother was too pleased with that, but it's not my problem. I have already walked off to get the creamer and head home.

As soon as I arrive home, everything feels strange. Trident comes and meets me at the door, per usual, but Biden is nowhere to be found. I place the creamer in the kitchen, and I begin to look around the house for him. That's when I noticed him crying in the living room. I rush to his side to ask him what's wrong, but that's when I notice he's watching our show. Not just any episode, but the grand finale.

I am now pissed that we only had two episodes left, and he couldn't even wait for me to get home to watch them. He was already at the end of it. He tries to explain, but I'm not taking it. That was our show, and he just went off to watch it without me. I fill with rage as I rip the remote out of his hand and chuck it forcefully at the TV. As the remote crashes into the TV at high velocity, it makes this huge noise as it shatters into millions of pieces. Biden's eyes fill with fright, and then he quickly switches to anger.

"WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT FOR?" he yells as he begins to stand.

"Pay back," I countered, equally loud, and stormed out the door.