Triden: A New Era (Trump and Biden)

Double Date (ft. Hobama)

Since we're retiring now, we have more time for dates, which is okay, but we have never been on a double date, so we are having a double date with Obama and Harry Styles, also known as Hobama. They have such a cute ship name. I mean, Triden is cool, but Hobama sounds really cool. So me and my husband Trump are going on a double date. I guess I hope we don't screw this up.

So we arrived at the restaurant, which was the same one me and Trump went to on a first date. Trump and I wore suits to the double date. When we got in, we saw that Hobama was wearing just sweats. I guess apparently, when you're retired, you just wear something lazy like sweats. Oh goodness, this retirement stuff is so weird.

We got alcohol, and everything else was just a blank. I can kind of remember some stuff, like, I think we all went to a club, and all I remember is seeing Harry's hairy, if you know what I mean. Goodness, I guess old people should not drink. Oh my, I'm remembering more. We went to a not exactly PG club. I guess if you know what that means, if not, you shouldn't be reading this. I remember jumping on beds in a bed store. Oh gosh, what have we gotten into? We stole a lot of socks for no reason, like we have a lot of money. Why would we need to steal socks? Why socks? Why couldn't we steal something normal like a TV or something expensive? This double-dating stuff is just too much for us; maybe we should try something else instead. I mean, we will stay friends with them, but we probably won't get drunk with them. The moral of the story is: don't get drunk and do crazy stuff at an old age because you'll regret it and just have a really sore back.