Met him at midnight. ( kenny x reader )

What and friends?..

Kenny's pov.
"Guys remember freedom pals and coon and friends?" I asked
"What and friends?" Tolkien was to concentrated on the game.
"coon and friends. Yk Kyle,Craig,cartman,and Clyde." I replied. It was pretty cool to be mysterion.
"Oh yea. What about it?" Cartman asks
"Lowk been shitty ever since it ended.." I said putting my head down.
"Speaking of shitty. Remember new kid? We had so many names for that dude 'new kid' 'buttwhole' 'douchebag' sad he had to move away." Kyle said.
"Yea he had to move to a whole different state because of his disease..it was weird and didn't even sound like a actual disease.." Tolkien said. He was actually right. It was a.. uh... follower disease?.. can't remember.
"Still so sad that his dad fucked his mom." Cartman says with sympathy.
"That's how it works fatass." Kyle said. Today was boring. I was hungover and we were just sitting around playing games. I wanna die. Just for funsies yk.

"Guys im gonna go home." I said
"Oh alright bye ken-" Kyle didn't get to finish before I shot myself in the head. I sometimes carry a gun on me so I can make the day more interesting.
"OH MY GOD! KENNY KILLED KENNY!" Stan yelled
"YOU BASTARD!" Kyle scolded my dead body. I then closed my eyes and spawned in hell.
"Oh god what did I do to end up in hell." I said
"First of all it's satan. Second of all you committed arson." He said as he looked at his checklist
"WHAT?! That's all? When did I commit arson?!" I've literally never committed arson...welll.... Maybe I did
"It says here you set hard,and thin socks on fire that later them spreaded...?.Kenneth what the hell."
"Ohhh... I can't explain that." I needed to get rid of evidence yk.

"Just go in." He signaled to the entrance of hell. There I saw pip. He was chill ig, we always talk in hell
"Hello there Kenneth! Come join me for some tea!" He waved me over
"Hi pip. I finally got a girlfriend." I sat down in front of him as he poured tea into my cup. I honestly don't know how or why pip is in hell.
"Hey Kenny." I heard a familiar voice speak. It was Damien
"Oh hello damie! How was your slumber?" Pip said in his usual accent
"Felt like hell." We both knew he meant that it was good
"Come join us! You love my tea right?" Pip questioned Damien. It was obvious that they had love for each other, they just didn't confess. Damien went to the circular table me and pip were sitting at and sat near pip. Pip then poured tea into Damien's cup.
"Kenneth here has gotten a girlfriend! Aren't you happy for him?" Pip picked up his teacup and drank from it. Damien then looked at me with a 'is he Fr?' Look
"Again pip just call me Kenny. And yes I've gotten me a lover." I answered to his look
"Congratulations. I guess. Y/N right?" He questioned. How did he know y/n?..
"yea.. how did you know?"
"Her mom and my mom were inseparable and we were friends as kids. And I can peak down on you guys and see what's going on." Him and Y/N? Friends?. Hm
I scratched my head hard as I haven't washed it
"Oh! Kenny you need a wash! Come." Pip noticed I was scratching my dry scalp
"Ugh." Damien said getting up from his seat and to the 'bathroom of hell'

Your pov
I had to rush home because my mom was calling me non-stop. Once I reached my house I opened the door to my mom and father with their arms crossed
"Where have you been young lady?! We were deathly worried." My dad scolded. My mom just stood there.
"I was at my friends house and decided to stay over."
"You could've called us back!"
"My phone died." I responded.
"didn't  'your friend' have a charger?"
"She didn't have a spare."
My father just scoffed and dragged my mom upstairs. I placed my bag down and took my shoes off. I was going upstairs when there was a knock on the door
"ughh who is it?" I groaned as I opened the door
"umm hi y/n! I just wanted to hang out." A redhead stood at my door.
"Yk what you look like?.." I questioned Kyle then gave me a confused look
"That red head girl from Annie.. anywho goodbye." I then shut the door on his face and there were 2 more knocks.
"fuck Kyle what?"
"Do you wanna walk around starks pond?"
"Why aren't you at tolkiens?" I questioned
"oh it got boring. So?.."
"Ehh.. hold on." I shut the door on his face again and slid my crocs on. I then opened the door and walked out.
"So... you and Kenny?"
"mhm."
"You guys look good together but he can and would change.."

Kyle's pov
"huh?" She questioned. so I've had my eyes on y/n for like the second day she's been here. Oh how I adore her h/l h/c it's like every time she walks into the room she lights it up with her energy. I love the way she dresses and her personality. I just adore her and need her. I'm sorry Kenny but I'll get her from you.
"he changed on Tammy quickly. He'll change for any girl."
"Explain a lil bit more please." She said as her e/c eyes locked into my green ones. Oh god her eyes.. they're like a love spell. Could stare into them and immediately fall under her spell..
"ok so hear this. He's dated Tammy since like..4th grade? He literally loved her dearly and took her wherever he went. He's gonna make you fall into his spell and treat you the same way, it's like lovebombing."
"huh... lovebombing" oh shit. See I went too far..

TBC
HI GUYS! MY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL WAS ASSCHEEKS!