JONAS/JONAS LA

Frantic Romantic :

*At A VIP Party*

Kevin,Joe and Nick arrived at the party on a motorcycle,paparazzi and screaming fans were taking photos of them.

"Wait,let's not be those guys who wear their sunglasses at night." Says Nick.
Because of the camera flashing the boys walk into trash cans.
"Maybe we should be those guys for about 10 seconds." Says Nick.
"Yeah." Says Kevin.

*The Next Day*

(Joe on the phone)
"She's not my girlfriend,I don't even know Fiona Skye,yes and that's for the record." He says.
(His phone rings again)
"Hello,Now they're calling from celebrity dirt,no Fiona and I are not involved in any way,why are all these reporters asking about Fiona Skye,who is she?" Says Joe.
"She was in that horror film,scream till you die screaming or cry till you die crying,either way it was horrible I remember being in there laughing till I die laughing,yeah cause I laughed." Says Kevin.
(Joe's phone rings again)
"I don't know her,leave me alone!,oh I'm sorry little boy don't cry,you have the wrong number,i just made a little boy cry." Says Joe.

Nick slides down the fire pole.

"Hey,nice shot of you and Fiona Skye with your arms around each other." Says Nick.
"I don't remember this,wait a minute." Says Joe.

*Flashback to the party*
"Hold the door handsome." Says Fiona.
She walks over to Joe to take pictures.
*Flashback Over*

"I don't get it,what's the big deal,she put her arms around me for one picture,a million girls have done that,and everyone special,seriously." Says Joe,winking.
"Hey looks like somebody's got a new dance partner,a new boo,a new shorty." Says Mr Lucas.
"The only shorty in my life is Frankie." Says Joe.
"It says here you're so crazy about Fiona Skye,you gave her a diamond necklace." Says Mr Lucas.
"Why did they say that?" Asked Joe.
"Well there's a picture of you giving her a diamond necklace." Says Mr Lucas.

*Flashback*
"Did somebody lose a necklace?" Asked Joe.
"Oh thanks gorgeous,your my hero." Says Fiona.
*Flashback over*

"This is ridiculous,it was her necklace,I was just that gorgeous hero who picked it up." Says Joe.
"I wouldn't worry about that,in another day or two this will disappear from all the magazines and all the blogs,and all the vlogs,and all the tweets." Says Mr Lucas.

*At School*

"There's like a hundred reporters and photographers outside." Says Joe.
"Really,they never bother us at school anymore." Says Nick.
"Maybe it's because one of us is dating a girl and they're going to kiss until they die kissing." Says Kevin.
"Will you guys cut it out,there's nothing going on between me and Fiona Skye." Says Joe.
"Everybody on the Jonas fan site wants to know what's going on between you and Fiona Skye." Says Macy.
"Ughhhh." Says Joe.
"It's all just gossip,none of it is true,Joe no one's gonna take this seriously." Says Nick.
"Don't even talk to me." Says Stella.
"Stella." Says Joe.
"Oh I know you,your famous oh my gosh your Fiona Skye's boyfriend." Says Stella.
"Ok hold up,we were at the same club,they took a picture of us." Says Joe.
"Giving her a necklace." Says Stella.
"It was her necklace,she dropped it,I picked it up." Says Joe.
"Oh." Says Stella.
"Wait a minute,are you jealous?" Asked Joe.
"Jealous,no,no,why would you even go there?,maybe you're jealous." Asked Stella.
"Of what?" Asked Joe.
"Exactly,of what." Stella says.
"Ok now I'm totally confused." Says Joe.
"Us too." Says Kevin,Nick and Macy.
"Honestly, I hope I never see her or hear her name ever again." Says Joe.
"Joe,It's Fiona!,move,move,move,excuse me,excuse me,move." Says Fiona.
"What are you doing at my school,why is there a photographer and why is he taking a picture of us?" Asked Joe.
"I came to visit you honey and what good is a hug without a photographer?,take it." Asked Fiona.
"Ok excuse me but just who do you think you are?" Asked Stella.
Fiona hands Stella a newspaper.
"The scariest thing in this film is Fiona Skye's acting." Says Stella,reading the paper.
"Whoa Paolo." Says Fiona.
Nick and Macy laugh and Kevin tries not to laugh.
She gives Stella another paper.
"Fiona Skye,the girl with Joe that everyone wants to know." Says Stella,reading the paper.
"Ok she's not with Joe and I don't wanna know,no offense I bet you're a very nice girl." Says Joe.
(Fiona's phone rings)
"You've got Fiona,ugh when will you reporters stop hounding me,yes honey I'm with Joe right now,that is between me and Joe,we want to keep this whole crazy delicious thing private but don't forget I have a new horror movie coming out next month it's called don't turn around and I play girl that turns around." Says Fiona.
Kevin,Macy and Nick look at each other weirdly.
"I see what's going on here,you're romantically linking yourself to me to help your career." Says Joe.
"Ok I admit,maybe after this whole thing got started but now that I see you here without the distracting flash of the cameras I can really see myself falling for you." She says,taking more photos.
"No offense but I'm not interested." Joe says.
"Are you sure?" Asked Fiona.
"He is absolutely,positive." Says Stella.
"Who is this person Joe, is this your girlfriend?" Asked Fiona.
"No." Says Stella and Joe.
"Great,be a doll and get me a decaf cappuccino and maybe a low fat for yourself." Says Fiona.
Stella tries to fight Fiona but Joe and Nick stop her.
Fiona continues to follow Joe around school taking photos.