JONAS/JONAS LA

Beauty And The Beat :

"Check this out." Says Joe.
"What's going on up here,Joe,did you just break a window with a shoe,that then hit a cat,causing a British ambulance to crash,which then scared a cow,who sat on a fat guy playing bagpipes?" Asked Mr Lucas.
"No that was my ringtone,hello?,it's for you." Joe says,handing the phone to Nick.
"Hello,yeah hold on,it's for you." Says Nick,handing the phone to Kevin.
"Hello,oh yeah,he's right here,hold on,Dad it's for you." Says Kevin,handing the phone to Mr Lucas.
"Hello,oh hey what's going on?" Asked Mr Lucas.
"Is there really someone on the phone?" Asked Nick.
"I don't know,you tell me shoeless Joe." Says Mr Lucas.
"I'll pay for the window." Joe says.
"Oh hey Joe,your phone." Says Mr Lucas.
*Joe falls down the fire pole*
"He's good." Says Kevin.

"Ugh Kevin,it's been 10 minutes,will you please just go." Says Stella.
"Just so you know,no matter how long you stare at those letters,they're not gonna change." Says Joe.
"Then how did my Q just become an O?" Asked Kevin.
"Because I gave that to you." Says Stella.
"Just go already." Says Joe.
"What are you guys playing?" Asked Nick.
"Word hole that Belgium board game we did the commercial for." Says Joe.
(Flashback to when they did the commercial)
"Cool can I play?" Asked Nick.
"Sure." Says Joe.
"Too late cause I added a seven letter word and I win!" Says Kevin.
"Plobnrg?,that's not a word." Says Stella.
"Sure it is." Kevin says.
"Alright then,what does it mean?" Nick asks.
"Plobnrg means awesome,like hi I'm Kevin I just won the board game I'm so plobnrg." Kevin says.
"Guys,the band just got an exciting offer,it's totally Plobnrg,how would boys like to be the judges at the Miss Most Amazing Teen Competition." Says Mr Lucas.
"Oh yeah,please now." Says Joe.
"Awesome." Says Kevin.
"That would be so cool." Says Joe.
"Actually we find those contests to be just glorified beauty pageants,right gentlemen?" Says Nick.
"And superficial and demeaning." Says Kevin.
"And it sends a bad message to those hotties,young women." Says Joe.
"Yeah,no I guess I agree with all that junk you guys just said." Says Mr Lucas.
"Guys,spare me,beauty contests are the only outlet for those poor,pathetic girls who's whole talent is walking in a straight line and waving,pageants don't bother me." Says Stella.
"Alright well I mean in that case." Says Nick.
"I'm in." Says Kevin.
"Let's do it for the hotties." Joe says.
"Good." Says Mr Lucas.

*At The Pageant*

"So uh,those must be the girl's." Nick says.
"Where,oh there,I didn't notice." Joe says.
"Oh,hello gentleman,I'm pageant director Maggie Belle Seward,welcome to the Kreme-o dog food superdome,home to this years Miss Most Amazing Teen competition,yes!,Saturday night,this is where you will be sitting and judging,oh ticky tock it's 4 o clock,it's time for me to look in the mirror and give myself a pep talk,otherwise I start crying,au revoir." Says Maggie.
"Why are we clapping." Asked Nick.
"I have no idea." Says Joe.
"She is great." Says Kevin.
"Wow,look at all these girls, they're so good looking." Says Joe.
"Joe,they've got a lot more going for them than their looks,alright,they're poised,intelligent-." Says Nick.
"Look at her,she's really intelligent." Says Joe.
"Which one?,I think they're all geniuses." Says Kevin.
"I think we should probably go introduce ourselves,I'll start." Says Joe.
"We are the judge's,we have to be impartial,in fact,we should have no communication with any of those girls whatsoever." Says Nick.
"Totally agree." Says Kevin.
"Where's Joe?" Nick asks.

"Well as a judge it is my duty to remain impartial but I'm definitely voting for you,Next,hi,well as a judge it is my duty to remain impartial,but I'm definitely voting for you." Says Joe.
"No you're not." Says Nick.
*Nick and Kevin carry Joe away on his chair*
"Joe,you can't keep promising every girl you're gonna vote for her." Says Nick.
"Fine." Joe says.
"Where's Kevin?" Asked Nick.
"As a judge,I have to be impartial but,I'm voting for you,shh don't tell anybody,those girls-." Says Kevin.
*Joe and Nick carry Kevin away on his chair*

Nick's POV :

*At School*

Me,Joe and Kevin were at our lockers,when we heard a weird sound.
"That's me." Says Joe,looking at his phone.
"Look,one of the contestants just sent me a picture of her self playing flute for senior citizens whilst saving puppies?" Says Joe.
"Wow." Says Kevin.
"What a generous,caring and attractive-what are you doing?" Asked Joe.
I snap Joe's phone in half.
"You could've just deleted the photo." Says Joe.
"So,how's the Miss Most Pathetic Teen Competition going?" Asked Stella.
"It's the Most Amazing Teen Competition duh." Says Kevin.
"She knows that." Says Joe.
"It's cool,these girls actually have a lot more going for them than you think." I say.
"How sweet,and naive,they don't." Says Stella.
"You just don't understand because you're not the pageant type." Says Joe.
"What do you mean,I'm not the pageant type?" Asked Stella.
"He just means that these girls are beautiful." I say.
"And graceful." Says Kevin.
"And really talented,not that you're not all those things." Says Joe.
"Those Girls are nothing but a bunch of bubble headed,gorgeous robots,if I wanted to,I could win that pageant with half my brains tied behind my back." Says Stella.
"Wait a minute,half your brains hanging out,battling a bunch of beautiful robots,now that is a competition I would pay to see." Says Joe.
"I don't need a pageant to tell me that I'm just as pretty and talented as any of those girls,not to mention,feminine,demure and very very delicate,Make a hole!" She says.