JONAS/JONAS LA

The Tale Of The Haunted FireHouse :

"Oh hello there,I didn't see you come in,I was just reading a story,or should I say gory,would you like to hear it?" Asked Kevin.

"Of course you would." Says Kevin,doing an evil laugh.
"So now I bring you the tale,of the haunted fire house." He says.

"Who are you talking to?" Asked Nick.
"No one." Says Kevin.
"Is that my jacket?" Asked Joe.
"If this was your jacket,could I do this?" Kevin says.
"You're telling Stella." Says Joe.
"Did I just hear Joe's jacket rip?" Shouted Stella.
"Ahh." Says Kevin.
They all slide down the fire poles.
"Ooh enjoy the show,ow." Says Kevin.

"Dude,what's all this stuff?" Asked Joe.
"Ghost tracking equipment,so that I can finally prove to you guys that we have a ghost." Says Kevin.
"Ghost?,please tell me you kept the receipts." Says Nick.
"Nick,I'm trying to tell you,we have a ghost,it's all right here in this book." Says Kevin.
"Ghost,ghouls and cleanest hot dog stands of New Jersey?" Says Joe,reading the book title.
"It's kept track of every paranormal event plus all the greatest schnitzel in the garden state." Says Kevin.
"Seriously the receipts,hand em over." Nick says.
"According to this,our fire house is haunted by the ghost of William Smith,a volunteer fire man-." Says Kevin.
(Joe was playing with the equipment)
"Who died unexpectedly at the age of 103." Says Kevin.
"Kevin,ghosts don't exist,Joe,please talk some sense into him." Says Nick.
"Dude,you look sick in night vision,Kevin where'd you get these cause I'm never taking them off." Says Joe.
"Actually at the ghost outlet,check out the ghost cam,if there's a ghost in this room,this camera will detect it." Says Kevin.
"Dude,that's just a regular video camera." Says Nick.
"No way,it costs 3 times what a regular video camera costs,plus it has a little ghost sticker." Kevin says.
"I can see your underwear." Says Joe.
"Those aren't x-ray goggles." Says Nick.
"No,your pants are riding a little low my brother." Says Joe.
"Volunteer fire fighter William Smith you can haunt but you can't hide,look." Says Kevin.
"What?" Says Joe.
"Five minutes ago my juice was full,who drank it?,a thirsty ghost perhaps." Says Kevin.
"Dude,this is my juice,yours is over there." Says Nick.
"Oh." Says Kevin.
"Hey guys." Says Mr Lucas.
"Dad,would you please tell Kevin that this fire house isn't haunted." Says Nick.
"What,what happened,did you see the ghost?" Asked Mr Lucas.
"What do you mean,the ghost?" Asked Joe.
"Uh Frankie,why don't you go online and get us our movie tickets." Says Mr Lucas.
"Sure Dad,boo!" Says Frankie.
"Ok look,when we bought this fire house there was this legend of some ghost that haunted the place." Says Mr Lucas.
"I knew it." Says Kevin.
"Dad,why didn't you ever tell us?" Asked Nick.
"Well I,there's no such thing as ghosts right?,plus I was afraid he would condemn our souls for eternity if I told on him." Says Mr Lucas.
"Dad,it's okay to be frightened,look at me,I'm scared speechless,I'm still gonna prove this place is haunted with the help of the mighty ghost cam." Says Kevin.
"Is that just a regular video camera?" Asked Mr Lucas.
"Well apparently it's got some type of ghost sticker on it." Says Nick.
"Please tell me you kept the receipts." Says Mr Lucas.
"He didn't." Says Nick.
"The guy in the van said I didn't need one." Says Kevin.
"Okay." Says Mr Lucas.

*Later that Evening*

"Ghost tracker Kevin here,reporting live on the dead from inside my bed,ghost cam shows no sign of ghosts,thus,making my bed a ghost free safe zone,let's keep looking." Says Kevin,filming himself.
"We'll do a detailed analysis of Nick's desk and Check for ghost droppings." Says Kevin,still filming.
"Get out of my face please." Says Nick.
"All clear,there must be a ghost here,there's no way Joe can lift all of that weight by himself." Says Kevin.
"Very funny." Says Joe.
"The ghost must be downstairs knocking on the front door. Says Kevin.
"What kind of lame ghost would knock?" Asked Joe.
"Maybe he was raised right,when he was alive." Kevin says.