1. Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
2. If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
3. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
4. I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
5. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
6. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
7. Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
8. Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.
9. Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
10. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
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Funny Pick-Up Lines
Humorfunny pick up lines i found online that I think are hilarious. Enjoy...
