1. I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
2. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
3. Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
4. Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
5. Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
6. Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
7. Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
8. One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
9. You can have the portkey to my heart.
10. Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
11. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!
12. I'd let you handle my wand any day!
13. Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
14. I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.
15. I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.
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Funny Pick-Up Lines
Humorfunny pick up lines i found online that I think are hilarious. Enjoy...
