Funny Pick-Up Lines

Cheesy pick up line 2

1.Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.

2.Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

3.I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

4.I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

5.I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

6.I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

7.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

8.If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

9.If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

10.If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.