.004 - goth from boyfriends

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DMS
@/no.1kaiserfan


Wassup bro


???
Why are you messaging me at 4 in the morning


why are you awake at 4 in the morning


Fair enough



why is thou being so dry after so CRUELLY leaving me on seen 🤬🙏


We are NOT friends, Im not
obliged to reply to
you.


and you are most DEFINITELY
not shakespeare ☠️🙏


What do you expect me to
reply after those cringy ass
petnames


i was js checking in..
thought I'd see how my favorite
goth is doing 😝😝


Your favorite person? Spare me. I know you're just here to annoy me
+ I'm not a goth. Where did you even get that from?


i meant fact goth but now that you reject my civility im making it goth from boyfriends😕


Civility? More like irritating considering the fact that you would compare me to some novice cringy webtoon.
How do you manage to
be so consistently annoying?


its gift sm people are born with it, others (like people with names staring with L E ends with X I) have to work for it
Cus yk im js cool like that 😎🆒🤙


I bet you've been working on it since birth.


...
no one asked YOU

Anyways, your plan?
Harassing me all day?


u know me too well but ive got other plans too
like patiently waiting for you to post a story incase i ever see your face so that i can draw u preggy 🥱


If anything, you're making it less for me to post.


urSO VORING..
im just trying to spice things up for u 😕
goth from boyfriends wouldn't have rejected the idea


Gross.
I don't need spicing up. I need peace and quiet. Maybe you should take a hint and leave me alone.



peace and quiet is overrated
besides, where's the fun in that??



If you were really my "friend",
you'd give me some space.


but if i did that, who would keep you on your toes u'd miss me too much ❤️


No chance. I'd enjoy the silence and get some work done WITHOUT some fly with a foot fetish buzzing around my ear.
Or in this case, phone 😐


im sure you would but admit it, you'd miss our little chats 🤑


I'd miss the peace, not you.


and yet, here you are, STILL talking to me coincidence? I THINK NAWTTT 💯


No, it's just me being polite
Don't read too much into it.


polite sound like someone's a little DESPAIRING for conversation!!



Desperate for PEACE.
Definitely NOT for your company.



shame, i thought we were having fun
I thought we were bonding!!!!!!


Fun for you, maybe
Not so much for me
Drawing someone pregnant isnt exactly my kind of fun.


well, you know what they say, misery loves company or in this case, annoyance loves company ❤️
your name being company so change my nickname to annoyance 🤑


And you're the embodiment of that saying
And I most certainly do NOT love you!


guilty as charged
but don't worry, ill keep being annoying if it means I'm on your mind 💞


I guess you're just here to stay
How charming.


i try my best and hey, look on the bright side 💡
I'm always here to keep things interesting


Interesting isn't always a good thing. Sometimes it's just frustrating

Well, in your case.


but where's the fun in being predictable


Predictable would be a nice change
from constant irritation.


You cant read a book that hasnt been written yet

If you insist on continuing this, just remember
I'm not impressed, just exasperated 😒


noted, ill add it to my list
of achievements
🏆: MAKE GOTH FROM BOYFRIENDS ANNOYED AND PREGNANT


You're actually deranged


of course, its an art form, really ☺️


Well, keep your art to yourself I'll take my chances with peace and quiet


I'll be here, making sure your world isn't too dull ;)

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I didn't ask fora face reveal

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I didn't ask for
a face reveal.

WHAT.
seen

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Hehe sorry for the long wait

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Hehe sorry for the long wait

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