Sober Gamzee's version of When You're Evil by Voltaire....I was SO tempted to make this Kurloz...but I've got a different song in mind for him, so don't worry. This is meant to be all the cruel voice, with the exception of the moment of clarity...which is why it doesn't alternate every other line...
WHEN THE HIGHBLOOD IS TOO BUSY
AND DEATH IS WHAT WE NEED
THEY CALL ON ME, BY NAME YOU SEE,
FOR MY SPECIAL TOUCH.
TO GENTLETROLLS, I'M MISFORTUNE
TO THE LADIES, I'M SURPRISE
BUT CALL ME BY ANY NAME
ANYWAY IT'S JUST THE SAME
I'M THE BLOOD IN YOUR COFFEE
I'M THE HONKING IN THE DISTANCE
I'M THE HORN UNDER YOUR BED
I'M A BUMP ON EVERY HEAD
I'M THE PEEL ON WHICH YOU SLIP
I'M A PIN IN EVERY HIP
I'M THE ARROW IN YOUR SIDE
MAKES YOU WRIGGLE AND WRITHE
AND IT'S SO EASY WHEN YOU'RE EVIL
THIS IS THE LIFE, YOU SEE
THE HIGHBLOOD TIPS HIS HAT TO ME
I DO IT ALL BECAUSE I'M EVIL
AND I DO IT ALL FOR FREE
YOUR BLOOD IS ALL THE PAY I'LL EVER NEED!
WHILE THERE'S WRIGGLERS TO MAKE SAD
WHILE THERE'S CANDY TO BE HAD
WHILE THERE'S LOWBLOODS LEFT TO KILL
WHILE THERE'S HUMANS LEFT TO TRIP
DOWN THE STAIRS, I'LL BE THERE, I'LL BE WAITING 'ROUND THE CORNER
IT'S A GAME, I'M GLAD I'M IN IT
'CAUSE THERE'S ONE BORN EVERY MINUTE
AND IT'S SO EASY WHEN YOU'RE EVIL
THIS IS THE LIFE, YOU SEE
LORD ENGLISH TIPS HIS HAT TO ME
I DO IT ALL BECAUSE I'M EVIL
AND I DO IT ALL FOR FREE
YOUR BLOOD IS ALL THE PAY I'LL EVER NEED
I PLEDGE MY ALLEGIANCE TO THE HIGHBLOOD
AND I PROMISE ON MY JUGGLO SOUL
TO DO AS I AM TOLD, LORD ENGLISH
HAS NEVER SEEN A CLOWN QUITE LIKE ME
NOT ONLY DOES HIS JOB, BUT DOES IT HAPPILY.
I'M THE FEAR THAT KEEPS YOU WAKE
I'M THE SHADOWS ON THE WALL
I'M THE MONSTERS THEY BECOME
I'M THE NIGHTMARE IN YOUR SKULL
I'M A DAGGER IN YOUR BACK
THE VERY BREATH WHICH YOU NOW LACK
I'M THE QUIVERING OF YOUR HEART
A STABBING PAIN, A SUDDEN START.
AND IT'S SO EASY WHEN YOU'RE EVIL
THIS IS THE LIFE, YOU SEE
THE CHERUB TIPS HIS HAT TO ME
I DO IT ALL BECAUSE I'M EVIL
AND I DO IT ALL FOR FREE
YOUR BLOOD IS ALL THE PAY I'LL EVER NEED
AND I DO IT ALL FOR FREE
YOUR BLOOD IS ALL THE PAY I'LL EVER NEED
AND I DO IT ALL FOR FREE
YOUR BLOOD IS ALL THE PAY I'LL EVER NEED
it gets so lonely being evil
what i'd do to see a smile
even for a little while
and no one loves you when you're evil...
HE'S LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH!
YOUR BLOOD IS ALL THE COMFORTING I NEED
YOU ARE READING
BroadwayStuck
Poetrya series of parodies written for specific characters of Homestuck. If you wish you use them PLEASE send me a link and put the link to the lyrics in the description of the video! I wanna see how it turned out and I want credit for the lyrics! Thanks~
