Zim: I can't believe I'm doing this,
When it's obvious I'll win this dis
Against this little oblivious cyst!
People call me a hot-head
But this guy argues with himself!
This game has more rules then it's worth remembering
I mean, what's even going on with the whole name thing!?
These guys don't even look alien
What the heck is a troll?
Need I mention, HE FAILED THE WHOLE LEADER ROLE!
Karkat: CarcinoGeneticist logged in
Ready to STRANGLE THIS LITTLE IRKEN!
My HATE is the LIFE-BLOOD
Pulsing through that planet
YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT FROM ME, DAMN IT!!
We won Earth fair and square
Square, you know?
LIKE YOUR HEAD!
Oh, and by the way,
We look more alien then you!
We have gray skin, yellow eyes, horns
You just have a GREEN HUE!
And your rhymes, THEY FUCKING BLEW!
Zim: Wait, those are meant to be horns?
THEY LOOK LIKE LITTLE NUBS!
MINI-MOOSE HAS BIGGER HOOVES!
You need over 3 dozen characters
Just so your story stays interesting
I DID IT WITH 4!
5 supporting and recurring!
At least nobody skipped half of MY episodes!
They had to skip part of yours
OR ELSE THEIR MINDS WOULD EXPLODE!
Your plots are CONVOLUTED!
You've got me AGGRAVATED!
I'm glad you'll never be UPDATED!
Karkat: At least I wasn't abandon
By my whole fucking species!
Not to mention network!
And I don't smell like fucking FECES!
I don't need a damned backpack to help me survive
And even when I die I remain alive!
I can live in rain and water
While you're just canon fodder
You sizzle and shit
At these flows that I spit
Your superiors sent you to a planet
Covered in your weakness
THEY WANT YOU DEAD!
Be CAREFUL where you tread!
Here's a rubber suit
Now do us all a favor and MUTE
My story ACTUALLY FINISHED
While yours just PERISHED
Without a TRACE
UNLIKE THIS MACE IN YOUR FACE
YOU ARE READING
BroadwayStuck
Poetrya series of parodies written for specific characters of Homestuck. If you wish you use them PLEASE send me a link and put the link to the lyrics in the description of the video! I wanna see how it turned out and I want credit for the lyrics! Thanks~
