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Pesterchum

This is a remake of Telephone by Lady Gaga, as Karkat arguing with himself.

[Past Self]

Hello, hello, fuck ass

You pestered, I won't hear a thing

I don't fucking care

what you say, you see, see

[Future Self]

I-I-I Know you fucking hear me!

Oh, you're fucking up again

Sorry, I can't help you

If you won't listen

[Both]

F-fuck off

K-kinda busy

Not sorry I'm ignoring you, I just don't care!

[Future Self]

Just a second

I've already read ahead, And you're fucking not listening

And I can't Pester you with you're constant whining, ugh

You should've made some plans with me

You knew that I was right

And now you won't stop complaining at me

I kinda don't care

[Past Self]

Stop Pestering, stop Pestering

I don't wanna fucking talk anymore

I left my head and my life way away from here

Stop Pestering, stop Pestering

I don't wanna fucking talk anymore

After all, you're only gunna be a fuck ass like always

[Future Self]

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Don't fuck up again

[Past Self]

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

(Stop Pestering me) I'm busy

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

(I'm busy) Stop Pestering me

[Future Self]

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

(Stop fucking up)

[Past Self]

You can type all you want but there's no way I'll care

And you're not gonna fuck with my plans

I think maybe you need to get a life

And then maybe you can stop being a dick

Can type all you want but I won't be there

Though you're still trying to fuck with me

See, I actually have shit I need to do

And you're constant interrupting is driving me crazy

[Future Self]

Boy, you can ignore me all you want

Won't make me stop any faster

Stop (Stop) my shit any faster

Leave (Leave) you alone any faster

I should've probably explained that

I'm not trying to hurt you

I just want to help you

But you won't listen so fuck you

[Both]

Not that I don't like you

You're just kinda fucking annoying (whiny)

And I am sick and tired of my husktop b-buzzing

[Future Self]

Sometimes I feel like

I live in The Wriggler Cave (Cave)

Because you're always fucking whining

I can't take it anymore (More)

(Just shut up -up-)

Just let me talk (talk)

[Past Self]

(No way fuck ass)

I don't need all your future shit

(Gog you're annoying)

Tonight I'm just ignoring you

'Cuz I really don't care

Stop Pestering, stop Pestering

I don't wanna fucking hear anymore

I know I'm a fuck up you don't need to rub it in

Stop Pestering, stop Pestering

I don't wanna think anymore

Besides, you're no less a fuck up then I am!

[Future Self]

Stop whining, stop complaining

No one cares about your problems

Why else would no one read this fucking shit?!

Stop whining, stop complaining

Don't you see I'm just trying to help you?!

You ungrateful fuck ass, I'm the only one that cares!

[Past Self]

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

(Stop Pestering me) Stop Pestering me

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

(I'm busy) I'm busy

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

(Stop Pestering me) Stop Pestering me

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

(I'm busy)

Can type all you want but I don't fucking care

'Cuz I'm out fucks to give and honestly I loathe you

And you're not gonna fuck with my head

[Future Self]

Can whine all you want but there's no one who cares

Other then me and you're fucking ignoring

But I'm still trying to get through to you

And you're just being fucking stuborn

(F-F-F-F-Fuck ass!)

[Both]

My husktop

M-m-my husktop!

[Past Self]

'Cuz I'm out of fucks to give you and I don't care

And you're not gonna get in my head!

[Both]

My husktop

M-m-my husktop!

[Future Self]

'Cuz I'm just trying to help and you're fucking ignoring

And you're not fucking listening again!

[Both]

Fucking sorry, I don't care

I'm just trying to explain things

But you won't listen so fuck it

Please go fuck yourself over there, that'd be great!