Damn Good Deal

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Ven: Sorry for the inconvenience, but I thought I might drop by.

The demons and exorcist eyed me warily

Ven: Don't worry birdy, I'll get you out of her

The demons looked at the exorcist who had a look of disgust on her face, as if me talking to her was a insult to her.

Demon1: Why are you talking to the damn bitch? If you want a turn you gotta pay-

BANG!

He's cut off as a new hole sprouts on his head.

Ven: Whoops, my hand slipped. How unfortunate.

I start spinning my side arm again

Demon2: Y-you bastard! He didn't deserve that-

BANG!

The second one drops dead

Ven: Damnit, not again. Silly me.

I once again start spinning the gun

Ven: Okay, anyways, clear out now or you'll be blacklisted from all Ember services!

The demons immediately leave the area

Demon3: Wasn't worth it anyway!

Ven: Finally the clowns are gone

I turn to the exorcist, what remains of her clothes barely covering her.

Ven: Damn, someone needs a visit to the tailor

???: Back the fuck off!

Ven: Chill, hold still

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

her bonds fall apart and she starts to rub her wrists and eye her spear

Ven: Alright, tata my feathered friend

I turn to leave as I hear her rush me

Ven:*sigh* One clown decided to stay apparently.

I turn around grab her spear and use her momentum to throw her out of the alley

Ven: Don't waste your time birdy 

???: Stop calling me that!

She lunges again but to me she's far too slow, so I simply throw her again

Ven: Strike two! You are really just making yourself look bad here, and I have a job to do so bye for now!

She lunges again but instead of piercing me, all that she hit was a pillar of sand

???: What the fuck!

I could hear her even though I was blocks away

Ven: What a loud creature.

I end up finding a few more clients and meet my quota plus some when the extermination finally ends.

Ven: It feels good to be back in business! Isn't that right Eli.

Eli: Absolutely Sir, now sign here...here...initial here...blood sacrifice to Cthulhu...and done.

Ven: Paperwork sucks man. Thankfully you're the kind of freak that enjoys it.

Eli: Eh, I just love words.

Ven: Yeah, like I said, freak.

Eli: Fuck you too Sir. Anything you would like to talk to the men about regarding this years extermination?

my eyes narrow

Ven: Yeah actually. Call everyone to the main training hall in a hour.

Eli: As you wish Sir. I shall take my leave.

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