alagatealaya

Chapter 1 ig..

\JUST SO YALL KNOW I DONT SHIP ALASTOR WITH ANYONE AND THIS IS A JOKE/

+COLGATES POV+

It was just any ordinary day, sitting in the shop waiting to be bought. Then came along a tall demon with red hair and the goofiest motherfucking haircut I had ever layed my toothpaste eyes upon.That didn't matter though. He had a radio-ish filter over his voice and he stared at me as I stared at him with my toothpaste orbs.

"Hello."

'Hello uh.. toothpaste.'

"My name's Colgate. What's yours?"

'Why should I tell a bottle of toothpaste my name? That would be rather silly, wouldn't it?'

"Yeah, I guess you're right. Would you mind buying me? Everyone always goes for the kids toothpaste or whitening strips but never me."

'Hmm.. Why not. The hotel residents say I need some toothpaste anyways, so I will buy you.' (wtf am i doing with my life)

-THE HOTEL-

+ALASTORS POV+

I returned home with the toothpaste and set it on my counter. So weird that it's speaking. This is hell though and it's not that shocking. I walked out into the lobby and sat on the couch, trying my best to ignore the hotel residents. Specifically Angel Dust.

Angel-"Looks like you finally listened to us and got yourself some toothpaste!"

"Shut."

(THE VERY NEXT DAY)

*yes that was a duck story reference

+JAMBALAYA'S POV+

It wasn't until I was eaten by the bad haircut dude that I realized I loved him. Colgate and him were already together after the first day. I wanted to ask him if they were into polyamory, but I decided against it. Until the very last bite.

"WAITT!"

"Hm? My Jambalaya talks?"

"I know you and Colgate are already deeply in love but I.."

"I love you too, and I wanted to ask if you were into polyamory?"

I saw the demon's look on his face and Colgate's look. They were both questioning. It was then revealed by Colgate that he had been deeply in love with my ingredients at the store, and he wanted to get to know me. The demon identified himself and stared into my orbs.

"You're quite yummy. I will save this last bite of you and I will see if I want to do polyamory with you."

this came from my notes app

srry its short