shrimpo x goob

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~i hate you..~

Shrimpo's POV
"I HATE ELEVATORS!" I scream God I hate being stuck in the stupid elevator with goob and the others

Nobody understands why I'm actually mean but still I HATE EVERYONE! Elevators are so annoying

I hate everyone!! I hate extracting ichor! I hate everything! But the faster I get this done the faster I can leave!

As soon as the elevator door opens I stomp my way outside to find the four machines..

It's only floor two I HATE FLOOR TWO I find a machine starting to turn the valve and banging my head against the machine

It slowly fills up I groan in annoyance I hate machines so fucking much when it's about halfway done I look back and see a twisted running towards me

Shit! I run though I'm not fast enough I feel two hands grab me and pull me away from the twisted thank god

I look back and see goob.. never mind the twisted was better.. I hate goob so much..

I groan in annoyance before screaming in his face "I DON'T NEED SAVING! ESPECIALLY NOT FROM YOU!! I HATE YOU!! AND YOUR STUPID ARMS!"

"Oh okay.." He looks at me upset I almost feel bad but at the same time HE FUCKING SUCKS!! Though I am somewhat grateful he saved me because I might have gotten injured which I don't need especially since I'm very fucking slow..

And I HATE being slow not to mention THE TWISTEDS ALWAYS SEE ME!! AND I CAN'T EVEN RUN FOR LONG! I HATE IT! I KNOW DANDY MAKES US DO THIS FOR HIS OWN AMUSEMENT!

I HATE IT! AND I HATE HOW I'M A VERY EASY TWISTED TO AVOID I HATE IT I KNOW HE'S DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! PLUS WHENEVER IM LOW HEARTS HE DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO HEAL ME! I HATE IT!

I HATE IT! HATE! I HATE IT SO MUCH I JUST.. can't do this anymore.. it's starting to get to me.. I hate it so damn much.. but I hate everything..? Don't I or is it all an act to keep myself sane.. or maybe it's a reflex to keep myself safe thanks to my old toon handler..?

before I ruin my cover I stomp off back to the machine goob just shrugs and goes back to whatever the hell he was doing probably being a pain in the ass as always..

As I do the machine I begin to sob a familiar lump in my throat making it harder to breathe I shake banging my head against the machine each hit harder then the last.. it doesn't hurt I'm just trying to get myself to actually breathe again suddenly I feel myself being able to breathe again.. I look up and realize I finished the machine luckily no one found the last machine yet

I walk over to the elevator at least I could be the first one in.. I hear the sirens after a bit and the elevator opens which I quickly get into.. at least we can get this done quickly since we have eight people and that's counting me.. but I don't see Glisten, Finn, boxten, Cosmo, Sprout, Astro, Scraps or goob yet

I watch as everyone runs in.. wait we're missing two people.. Scraps and Finn.. I watch as Finn slowly turns s corner goob pulls him in with a hug then scraps rounds the corner a twisted chasing her the elevator door starts closing as soon as she gets close the twisted kills her well.. i guess infects her but still! God I HATE watching people die

I look over at Goob and he seems upset.. GAH! I HATE FEELING BAD FOR OTHERS!! but at the same time he's sobbing Finn apologizes to him even though he really doesn't have to.. God I hate sadness

(This cycle repeats on each floor someone dying/getting infected each floor)

God.. it's just me and goob.. both of us are traumatized.. I'm badly injured and dandy hasn't even had a bandage.. goob's also on one heart.. I HATE BEING ON ONE HEART!! I HATE IT!!

But at least the floors have been somewhat good to me.. a bunch of speed candy's and chocolate boxes which is very good for me at least.. though I still need bandages

The next floor we exit and hear growling..? And the power cuts out!? WHAT THE FUCK? I HATE BLACK OUT FLOORS! I pick up a research capsule turning it around to see the name maybe it won't be hard..

Pebble? ISN'T HE FAST? SHIT.. IM FUCKED, I look over at goob and mutter "it's pebble" he understands I'll need to hide to survive this floor so he waves and leaves to find the machines while i hide behind a few boxes

After a while he finishes most the machines I understand since he has to deal with pebble.. and his arms WHICH I HATE would make things a lot harder for him..

"BARK! BARK! GRR!!" without thinking for a second I start running but I'm so slow.. SHIT IM GOING TO DIE!!

I feel a pair of arms wrap around my waist and pick me up thank god.. I'm so glad goob saw me.. or else I would be DEAD MEAT! He picks me up and runs off hiding behind a rack

God as much as I hate him I have to admit he does look kinda cute.. GAH NO HE'S UGLY AND I HATE HIM! I HATE GOOB! I HATE HIM! I DON'T LIKE HIM AT ALL! I SHOULDN'T LIKE HIM

Hmph.. I think I hate him at least..? Gah! I just want to kiss him- WHAT!? NO I DON'T! I HATE KISSING!! EW ROMANCE!! I HATE BEING GAY! I CAN'T LIKE GOOB HE'S GROSS

Goob puts me down as he starts doing the last machine GOOD we can get out of here faster.. Wait I have an idea!

I gently grab his head and turn it to face me before kissing him on the cheek and running off back to the elevator he's stunned by what I just did but finishes the machine I enter the elevator and he does to hugging me close and kissing me on the forehead

"I hate hugs.." I mutter flustered "do you really or can you just not say you love something?" He says caressing my cheek I groan in annoyance well.. at least we can leave now

(1078 words requested by roseyr104

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