Every Kind Of Way.

Zachary
Some months later..

I laid to the left of her in our bed with my head on her chest. I poked my 8 month pregnant wife's stomach, "What's up my little baby? How you doin in there? I bet its warm in there cause it be warm as hell in your moms-"

"Zachary don't say that." My wife told me. I smacked my lips. I was trying to talk to my baby in peace but she just had to be here, whatever. I kissed her stomach. "Pops loves you my baby."

"I thought I was your baby." My wife butted in. I looked up at her, "Excuse me ma'am, i'm trying to have a conversation with my child. If you could be quiet that'd be very nice, thank you."

"You know what- ouu you lucky."

"Anyways like I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted. I love you sooo much. I might not know what i'm doing but pops is going to try. We're going to have sooo much fun. I'm going to teach you how to throw a football, Leon might try to teach you how to throw a baseball but we running routes over here. Stiff arm." I stiff armed her stomach. My wife smacked the hearing out of my ear. "Don't ever do that shit again." She tells me. "Bruh ain't no way you just pimp slapped me."

"I did, now can you please get me something to eat?"

"What do you want babygirl?"

"Noodles."

"All this money we got and you want some damn noodles."

"I don't care how much money we have, i'm still gonna eat some."

"I got you," I said getting up. "Thank you daddy." She said in that 'I want to fuck you' voice and giving me those eyes.

She's going to be hungry again when i'm done with her.

I went into the kitchen and began making her some noodles. While they were heating up, Leon called me.

I answered the facetime call, "What up my boy?" He looked like he's going through it. "I need some advice Zac." He tells me, damn near distraught. "For what bro? What happened?" I asked now worried.

"So peep, there's this girl-"

"Nigga, you looking like this over a girl? Is she pregnant?"

"Nah she not pregnant, let me finish dawg."

"Go ahead."

"It this new shorty at my school right, she fine as hell. I want to approach her but I don't know how. How'd you get sis cause she told me she ain't want you at first."

"She lies so much, she was feeling me from day one. When you see her tomorrow, speak. Ask her for her name and introduce yourself. The next day, approach her and say hi and her name to her, hopefully she'll say yours back to you. The day after that, spark a conversation. Ask her where she came from, if yall have lunch together, that's the perfect time to have a conversation with her. You might be her first friend at that school and she may be welcoming. Then you get her instagram or her number, however you kids be doing these days. Become her friend first, remember I told you that shit?"

"Yea but you said that you and sis were friends and yall was kissing each other."

"You worried about the wrong things, be her friend and don't kiss her yet. Do as I say not as I do. If I didn't kiss Tima, I would be dead right now."

"That's so backwards but okay."

"When you think yall are friends, come back to me and i'll tell you exactly what got Ti to want me."

"I feel like it's something i'm not supposed to know yet."

"It ain't nothing like that, you just gotta know how to sweet talk em. They love a man with charm."