Authors Note:
Triden 4lifers <3 #canoncompliant #enemiestolovers #sinpoints #sonicslay #itsnotjoveryet #golfpartners #hitormiss #iguessyoumissedhuh #ComissionedByTheGingerKingCourt #Antonio
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UWU smiley face Debby Ryan grin esk :p XD
*finger guns but like with emotional attachment and lots of fondness*
"I want a hamburger sandwich. :("
"What about waffle fries????
I WANT WAFFLE FRIES *breaks down ur door cutely*"
Why are you in my house? sobs in the kitchen corner
WAFFLE FRIES :3c
Hai :3
PHOG
TATER IS A DEMIGOD!!!! Change my mind
Tater tot yummy
No eating my cat!!!🪱🪱MARK MY WORMS!!!!!
Hi Mark the worm 🪱:D hello
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Ryker strutted nobly across the stage. Busting it down gangnam style. Granting the theaters wishes with his magical smagical moves
"Hey dudes" Biden looked at his partner (wife) trump. "He jumped." referring to trump yeeting himself off of trump tower.
"Noooooo!!!" someone screamed. We don't know who but someone did. They died afterward immediately. OH WELL LAWL!
At random screamers funeral-
"He will be missed. He shouldn't have yelled like that."
The whole funeral procession agreed solemnly before tossing random screamers limp corpses into the mighty waves below. Trumpets bellow shortly afterwards. A proper send off for one so ahead of their time.
But little do they know-
He could breathe water! And was now a water zombie or as Minecraft named them Drowned! Duh duh duh!!!!!!
He now had a new mission to smooch Notch? That was his name right? If not Notch then the Ender Dragon will do.
But before he could Poseidon reared his crusty dusty and somewhat musty head and had the audacity to say, "You smell kind of bad bro." He reached into his pocket, pulling forth a Walmart sack of deodorant. "This is for you, pookie. Wink."
"Did you just wink out loud?"
So of course, they started dating. Obviously. That was the most romantic thing the random yeller had ever heard.
Except global warming came into the chat (ha reference) and decided the world was a musty mistake and killed everyone except Greta Thunberg. And we all didn't live. But the world was happily ever after.
"Beyonce 2024!" a random person yelled before getting shot in the head by mushu's fire bullets. THE SWIFTIES ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN. WE HAVE TO STOP THEM!!
Mushy had a gun?! Yes! He did! That is his true power! Not the dragon warrior scroll! BUT 9 MILLIMETERS OF HOT LED!!!
Freddy Fazbear broke the 4th wall into this story. Standing in a hero pose. "Someone called for hot lead? I'm dangerous and... not child friendly."
"After all... I was the Man behind the biTe of 87. Grawr! XD"
WHO LET THE BEAR IN?!?!?! The purple guy. Who? Grimace? No, my wife would never!! -enslaved McDonalds worker :3
This just in! Breaking news! Grimace and purple guy are dating?????? And William Afton is their child?!?!?!
The world will never be the same!
Mushy cannot be left alone to his devices!
He'll shoot his gun every crisis!
The best thing he can do for the dragon warrior is go back to meditating in that temple!
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Freddy didn't do a thing
He just sang his song
Then the night guard told him to move along
Freddy telling him, "you were never strong!"
That's when Aaron Burr took Mushus pistol!
Gasp!
The world wasn't big enough for all there rizzle
So he killed them all before they could blink
Then wondered if the world was wide enough for all his... bling?
Rick had enough and decided him and Morty had to get to another less insane universe. But when he used his teleported gun they were all the same except one-
They found themselves watching a soap opera between two presidents love story.
Trump got down from the podium, and was escorted back to the car. He sighed and gazed solemnly out of the window, sorrow weighing down his shoulders. "I hate when we fight like this Joey..." A solitary tear falls from his face. It was a silent car ride home, the rain softly tapping against the window as the traffic continued to hustle down the busy streets.
At the same time, Joe was hurting too, longing to play golf one last time with his forbidden lover. Too bad golf fucking sucks.
Then Trump got shot in the orange noggin by none other than Shadow the motherfucking Hedgehog who pissed on his wife. The devil made him miss, unfortunately, because he wouldn't get any sin points from assassinating the United States of America's President in the indubitably egregious year of 2024.
When Biden told the news, his heart dropped to his stomach. "No.. this can't be real chat.. It can't be jover, not like this." Biden called chauffeur and galloped away to the hospital where Trump was peacefully sleeping in the room the doctors assigned him to. Biden fell to his knees beside his bed, pleading "Don't stop edging to my gyatt. Can't we be skibidi? Is it so hard to mew?????" 🐱🐈🐱🐈🐱🐈🐱
To that, Trumps heart monitor started beeping at a steady pace again. "Joey.. you saved my life with your inquisitively remarkable voice my bodacious babe :lipbite:🤪"
Trump reached for his hand.
And yet, as Joe tried to stand up to reach back, there happened to be a comically large and displaced banana peel on the floor, and Biden lost his step.
As he fell, the echoing sound of cord ricocheted across the room, followed by a deadly silence. vine boom!
Joe Biden has snapped Donald Trump's life support plug. To charge his phone.
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Womp Womp, please don't clip this chat. <3
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If The World Was Wide Enough (The Forbidden Romance of Biden and Trump)
Manusia SerigalaA saga centered around Joe Biden and Donald J. Trump. It's a rocky road in the game called life ahead of them, but they learn to live past the hardships with the power of love. Maybe the true America was the friends we made along the way. (This is...
