Daddy and Joey go on a trip

Day Three

The next morning Joey wants to visit another mountain top. Daddy is surprised but happily complies. Joey gets carried most of the way and on top of the mountain finally has a signal again. But alas, eventually his battery dies and his mood goes sour again.

Some other people climb up the mountain and complain that daddy takes too much space and talks too loud. Daddy apologizes but Joey won't have it. While the other people look down the hill, he takes some of the pieces of bread he still had in his pocket for emergencies and spreads it over their backpacks. Soon enough birds start coming, chasing after the bread. The people start complaining and shouting at the birds while Joey tries not to laugh too hard.

Joey: Ssssshhhhhhh quiet, you're ruining the peaceful nature!

The other people turn red and Joey almost bursts into laughter.

They start walking downstairs just as they heard someone shout "a bird pooped on my backpack!!!!"

After the next curve both Joey and daddy finally explode into laughter.

Daddy: That was mean, Joey. Don't do it too often. And if you do, only to obnoxious people

Joey: Yes daddy

Back at the lake, Joey gets bored and starts walking around. Some furry sheep stare at him and he gets an amazing idea. What if he catches a sheep so it can carry him up the mountain? Then daddy doesn't need to carry him!! Daddy will be so proud of Joey!!!

Carefully he sneaks up on an extra big sheep, then runs and jumps on its back. He clings on to its wooly fur. For a second, he feels like the king of sheep. Then the sheep panics and starts running wildly around and jumping like crazy. Joey clings on as much as he can, getting dizzy.

The sheep tries to get him off and starts jumping higher and running in circles. This wasn't quite what Joey expected. Eventually the sheep comes to a sharp halt and gravity does its job. Joey flies a few meters but luckily, he lands very softly. Too softly, as it turns out - he lands right in a mud pit that the sheep apparently use as toilet.

Covered in mud and sheep poop, he walks back to daddy. But daddy wasn't amused this time. Quite the opposite.

Daddy: Joey, can't you stay away from animal poop for at least one day???

Daddy has to give another t-shirt to Joey. This time Joey looks even more like a girl because his shorts are too soiled to wear. Daddy puts them in a little creek and adds some rocks so they won't float off.

Daddy: With any luck, the running water will rinse out the poop

Joey: I look like a girl

Daddy: Yes, very pretty. I wish I had a daughter, she wouldn't get as dirty as you, little one.

Joey: Ha. Ha. Ha. But a stupid daughter won't play catch with you!!

Daddy: That's true. But her underpants won't be so sticky all the time

Joey: Why? Don't girls cum?

Daddy: Ummm... long story... will tell you later....

Joey: When?

Daddy: When you're 18

Joey is annoyed. What's with 18? He wants to know NOW. But daddy wouldn't tell him.

They crawl into their tiny tent and Joey falls asleep in daddy's strong arms.