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[ Dilfs in Training ]
Saturday 10:42
montyjr: do you remember snivellus?
onionblack: OFC I DO
onionblack: "um, actually!" if they were a person
montyjr: yup him
montyjr: he's lily's ex
onionblack: evans?
montyjr: yup
onionblack: no
montyjr: sirius i swear
onionblack: THATS her type??
onionblack: wtf.....
montyjr: i know
montyjr: i just had breakfast w her
and he sounds like even more of a creep
than we imagined
montyjr: he had a shrine of her
onionblack: ....shrine?
montyjr: like, serial killer shrine
onionblack: the fuck
onionblack: we'll circle back to that, but first
onionblack: you didn't tell me you had a date.
montyjr: it wasn't really a date :/
montyjr: i ran into her on my jog and then she saw the snape kid
and freaked (understandable) so we went to grab coffee to get away
onionblack: i see
onionblack: and she told u ab sniv
montyjr: yes
montyjr: he went full stalker
when they broke up
montyjr: no joke. outside of her dorm
waiting in the bushes stalker
onionblack: OMFG
onionblack: no wonder she's like that
montyjr: like what?
onionblack: ur dense as hell
onionblack: closed off and shit
onionblack: and scared of your drinks
montyjr: ohhhhhh
montyjr: yeah that makes total sense
onionblack: idiot
onionblack: its a good sign she spoke to you about it, though
montyjr: yeah I thought so too
Saturday 11:05
montyjr: i look nothing like sniv
onionblack: thank god
montyjr: well if that's lily's type....
onionblack: i'm hiding all the hair gel in the flat
montyjr laughed at a message from onionblack
Saturday 11:17
montyjr: do you think i should text her?
onionblack: you just saw her half an hour ago
montyjr: so.....?
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FanfictionJames and Lily meet through their respective best friends teaching zumba at the university gym together. As their friend groups merge, it becomes harder and harder for Lily to deny that she's warmed to the posh-boy's affections. A modern-day, Muggle...
