Spider-Man's Chat With Villains

Silly Villian Group Chat

Peter's POV

I was about to be late for school again but I swear it's not my fault. There was a mugging this morning and I can't just let someone get mugged. So for the third day in a row I walked into class at 8am even though school starts at 7:50am

"Peter, arriving late this many times is unacceptable. Detention."

What a great way to start the day am I right? A boring class with a side of detention. I just spent the whole class period brainstorming some new web fluid formulas.

The whole day went by very slowly to say the least and now I have to sit in detention for an hour...lucky me.

"Bye Peter, cya tomorrow."
"Bye Ned."

I walk into detention and see five other students who I don't know. I sit down and start doing my homework with, "So you got detention," in the back ground.

50 minutes later and I'm done with homework but there's still 10 minutes left till I can leave. But then I hear the almost silent dings of my Spider-Man phone in the bottom of my backpack. So I take it out while hiding it behind a book so the teacher doesn't see it. I hold it under desk so the teacher can't see it. Wait, I only use this phone to call the police as Spider-Man so who could have texted me? I look at the texts and I was not expecting what I saw.(but I think you were)

Group chat

Villain weirdos

Vulture: made the chat

Green Goblin: it's about damn time

Lizard: this is stupid

Doc Ock: who wants to come rob a bank with me

Vulture: I'm in

Green Goblin: ^

Green Goblin: witch one

Doc Ock: the one by the freeway

Doc Ock: be there in 20

Vulture: 👍

Green Goblin: 👍

A/N: I just ate brownie batter with invisalign in...oops😅

Peter's POV

Yaaaaa...um...I'm probably not supposed to be part of a silly villain group chat. But detention is over so I can go stop them. I rushed out of the school and sprinted into an empty alleyway. I made the Iron Spider suit appear on me then swung away towards the bank. I have 20 minutes but I only need 10 so I can stop some other crimes on the way if there are any.

I was swinging when I heard someone loading a gun up ahead. I should make sure no one is criming cuz that would mean something illegal. So I followed where the sound came from and I come across a car. I started swinging lower so I could get a good look inside. I turn my head and... Its just tiered looking dude.

Well, that's ok there's another car. I do the same thing I did with the first one and looked through the windows. This time it wasn't just a tiered dude. There was a tiered looking dude driving and a young woman in the back seat holding a gun.

Ya I don't think that gun will be used for anything legal. So I stick to the back of the car. I could hear the two of them talking to each other.

"Witch one am I shooting?"

The driver checked his phone.

"The one in a bright blue hoodie. The other one in the red t-shirt is the guy who hired us."

The woman rolled down her window.

"They should be about 25 meters ahead after this turn."

I decided I need to act quickly so I come up with a plan.

I crawl onto the side of the car and web the gun out of the woman's hands.

"I don't you should have this ma'am."

I break the gun in half and web it to her face.

"Oops, you do deserve that though."

Then I webbed up the rest of her.

By now the man had stopped the car, gotten out, and was running away while pulling out a gun of his own I started chasing him into an alleyway.

"Hey! You still need to go to jail! Karen, alert the police and send them my location."

"Of course Peter."

The man stopped running and aimed his pistol at me and shot three times. I doged all three and landed in the signature Spider-Man pose. I webbed him to the ground and swung away towards where red t-shirt guy and blue hoodie guy where.

They were exactly where the man said they would be. I let go of the web I was currently swing on, did a back flip, and landed in the signature Spider-Man pose again.

They both looked confused and slightly panicked, for different reasons probably. I could hear sirens.

"Hey blue hoodie guy, I'll have to take your friend, red t-shirt guy, to the police for hiring assassins to kill you."

Blue hoodie guy flipped off red t-shirt guy and started yelling.

"Fuck you asshole! Burn in hell!"

I webbed up red t-shirt guy while blue hoodie guy ran away. I ran back to the car while carrying him with one arm. I see the police cars already there and putting the assassins in the back of their cars.

"Hello again officers this is the one who hired those two. I would love to stay chat but I gotta split. Cya!"

"Bye Spider-Man!"

I heard one of the officers yell. Wait, only one? I thought we were all friends. Whatever, I have a bank robbery to interrupt.

A/N: the brownies are done and delicious😋