In a different part of town Bob and Lucius were sitting in Lucius' car talking about their olden days. Not exactly spending their "bowling night" at a bowling alley. Currently, it was Lucius' turn to tell a story.
"So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I managed to find cover and what does Baron Von Ruthless do?"
"He starts monologuing," Bob smirked.
"He starts monologuing!" Lucius exclaimed. "He starts like this prepared speech about how feeble I am compared to him. How inevitable my defeat is, how the world will soon be his! Yada, yada, yada."
"Yammering,"
"Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter, and he won't shut up," Lucius explained, as suddenly the police radio in his car came on.
"Municiberg, we have a 23-56," it said.
"23-56, what is that? Robbery?" he asked.
"This is just sad," Lucius commented.
"Yeah, robbery. Want to catch a robber?" Bob asked him.
"No. Tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing? Just to shake things up," Lucius explained his logic. But in another car a few feet away a platinum-blonde-haired lady was watching while being on the phone.
"He's not alone. The fat guy's still with him. They're just talking," she said to the other person on the phone.
"What are we doing here Bob?" Lucius asked his best friend.
"We're protecting people," he said, sipping some coffee from a paper cup.
"Nobody asked us,"
"You need an invitation?"
"I'd like one, yes. We keep sneaking out to do this, and..." he suddenly remembered something. "You remember Gazerbeam?"
"There was something in the paper,"
"He had trouble with civilian life,"
"When was the last time you saw him?"
"I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob. Just you. And we're pushing our luck as it is."
"Oh come on. Come on. Come on,"
"It was fun the first time but if we keep doing this, we're gonna get-" Lucius was cut off by the radio flaring back to life.
"We have a report on a fire-" the radio said.
"A fire? We're close!" Bob smiled. "Yeah baby!" he cheered.
"We're gonna get caught," Lucius sighed as he started the car and began driving away.
"Fire! Yeah!" Bob cheered into the night as he and Lucius approached the belly of the flaming beast. The platinum-blonde haired lady followed them with a smirk on her lips.
Inside the flaming building Bob and Lucius had gathered up all the people who had passed out from smoke inhalation. Carrying five and three people respectively and wearing ski masks.
"Is that everybody?!" Lucius asked as Bob ran to him.
"Yeah that's everyone!" Bob confirmed.
"It better be!" Lucius said, trying to put out the fire with his ice powers. But because he was dehydrated and there wasn't clean air in the flaming building it wasn't working.
"Can't you put this out?!" Bob asked loudly.
"I can't lay down a layer thick enough! It's evaporating too fast!" Lucius yelled back.
"WHAT'S THAT MEAN??!!"
"IT MEANS IT'S HOT! AND I'M DEHYDRATED BOB!!!"
"YOU'RE OUT OF ICE?!!"
"YOU CAN'T RUN OUT OF ICE! I THOUGHT YOU COULD USE THE WATER IN THE AIR???!!"
"THERE IS NO WATER IN THIS AIR! WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, RUN OUT OF MUSCLE?!"
"I CAN'T JUST GO SMASHING THROUGH WALLS! THE BUILDING'S GETTING WEAKER BY THE SECOND! IT'S GONNA COME DOWN ON TOP OF US!"
"I WANTED TO GO BOWLING!!!" Lucius yelled as burning wooden debris fell down in front of them and Bob noticed the wall in front of them.
"ALL RIGHT! STAY RIGHT ON MY TAIL! THIS IS GONNA GET HOT!" Bob yelled as he and Lucius raced toward the brick, busted through it and into another building as the flaming building fell to the ground behind them. Bob and Lucius looked at the newly formed hole then the passed out survivors, chuckled and fist bumped. Coughing up some soot, Bob stood up. Only to notice he was leaning up against a glass case and inside the case were several pieces of jewelry.
"Uh oh," he mumbled. "Oh good," he muttered as suddenly the alarms of the jewelry store were triggered and the lights flared to life.
"Oh no. That ain't right!" Lucius cried. Outside the store, the police and firemen pulled up seeing what they thought were two robbers in a jewelry store.
"We look like bad guys! Incompetent bad guys!""You can get water out of air!" Lucius and Bob yelled simultaneously. That was when the door busted open and a shaky police officer came in brandishing a pistol.
"Freeze!" he yelled. And as they raised their hands in the air Lucius noticed a nearby water cooler. Lucius reached out and grabbed a paper cup which he started filling with water.
"FREEZE!" the officer repeated, trying to sound tougher than he was.
"I'm thirsty," Lucius said calmly.
"I said freeze!" the officer yelled.
"I'm just getting a drink," Lucius said as he slowly placed the cup to his lips, he sighed no longer parched.
"All right, you've had your drink. Now I want you to-" the officer said, before Lucius cut him off.
"I know. I know Freeze," Lucius said as he fired an ice blast as the officer fired the shots. Outside the police were chattering when they heard the shot inside the store.
"Shots fired!" Was announced on the police radio and the rest of the officers ran into the jewelry store.
"Police officers!" all of the officers yelled as they ran inside, seeing the hole in the wall and all the formerly unconscious people were now waking up. But as one of the officers turned around he saw one of his colleagues encased in ice along with the bullet he'd fired, something which to ordinary people must've been something straight out of a horror movie. In the alley behind the jewelry store Bob and Lucius busted through another wall and ran to Lucius' car.
"That was way too close!" Lucius said as he and Bob got into the car. "We are not doing that again!" he said as they pulled off the ski masks and drove away. Behind them the platinum blonde lady's smirk widened, she was on the phone with her colleague.
"Verify you want to switch targets? Over," he asked.
"Trust me. This is the one he's been looking for," she smiled sinisterly.
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The Incredibles Fem! Reader Insert
FanfictionY/N is the oldest girl in the Parr family and was born with the power to transform into a beast at will. The power she has is one she doesn't like too much. A/N: This is a Reader Insert story, which means Y/N will not involved in a romantic storyli...
