Rodger Dandys World fanfic (JOKE)

erm what happened guys🤫😅😅😅

"STOP IT!!" *Shrimpo yells out as Rodger eats his cousin* Rodger: "d-do you smell that... DID ONE OF YOU FART!? Oh.. its so bad i feel dizzy..." Goob: "i think its sleeping gass... oug.. 💤 🥱" *everyone sleeps and everyone from school wakes up in an elevator* Rodger: "hah.. good thing im the first one to wake up!!!!" *everyone else starts to wake up and then swarms over rodger because hes HANDSOME* Rodger: "Ladies, Ladies, one at a time *smirks*"  *the elevator door then opens and see some machines we have to complete to get to the next floor so we can escape and sleep honk shoo honk shoo* in mind: "heh.. this will be easy peasy,,, cuz i can use my sicko mode skills to complete these machines... i have like 4 stars in extraction speed anyways.." *hears an machine explode* in mind: "H-HUH?! WHAT HAPPENED N-NOW?!" *runs to the sound to see....... POPPY!! she was laying on the ground covered in ichor (she have infection now sighhss) she then gets up and her eye whites were red AF!!!* in mind: "oh no... i mean.. she wouldnt attack me right? i-i m-m-mean.. im t-too HANDSOME t-to die.." *twisted popy then stary to chase me and i CANT die so i pass it on to someone whos a fan of me (cuz in slow AF)* in mind: "theyll f-forgive me right? i-i mean im TOO HANDSOME to resist..." *i then look over to see I PASSED TWISTED POPPY TO VEE!!!!!*

*SHE WAS SO USEFUL CUZ SHE COMEPLETED 3 MACHINES!!!!!!!* in mind: "o-oh no... s-she must n-n-never find out about this., i-i mean.. SHE WOULD KILL ME IF SHE FINDS OUT!! s-shes like friends with e-e-everyone in the school (except for shrimpo ofc) oh no.. what do i do what do i do?!?" *i then start to run away to flee from her before she looks at my direction, someone then yells "GTE YOU BITCHES!!!!" obviously i ran to the elevator*" *i look around to see ONLY poppy was gone PHEW!!!! Dandy then appears to sell some items,, everyone looks away cuz they want to dandy run 🙄* Dandy: "h-hey.. you wouldnt wanna upset m-me now... p-please guys..""uhmm g-guys?" *no one makes eye contact with the items* "b-buy something... *dandy says as tears fall down his cheeks (the ones on his face)* p-p-please... i have a bandaid.." in mind: "OO LALA 😍!!! but i have to frame someone for this..." *buys* "WHO BOUGHT?!" *someone shouted.. but they dont know it was the most handsome toon here.. ME!* in mind: "heh... ill just blame it on shrimpo...." *i loudly shout*: "IT WAS SHRIMPO!!!!"