Dirty Little Boys

Chapter 6

"Stan. Kyle." Kenny had waited by their class until the end of first period. He would need their help if he wanted to get Butters away from the spastic blonde. His feelings for Butters aside, he really didn't want to work with Cranky Craig.

"Kenny? Why do you have Craig's baby?" Kyle was too observant. He had probably already made a scrapbook for his and Stan's baby doll. He already had a baby carrier and baby blankets. Kenny guessed the carrier would be easier than holding the baby and the blankets to smother his cries... idea!

"Long story short..."

"Kenny, I will kill you." Stan said in a deadpan tone that could rival Craig's.

"Sorry. Tweek took Butters away. I'm stuck with Craig. You guys have to help me get Butters back."

"Dude, it's just a week long assignment. Can't you deal with Craig for that long?"

"How about you trade me Stan for Craig then."

"Point taken."

"What are you douches doing?" Cartman sneaked up on the trio.

"We- uh- were just saying how it would be fun to get our home ec class together later. So-uh - it'll be easier to take care of these stupid dolls." Kyle didn't want to spend time with the others. He just wanted to play with his doll and Stan. The stupid thing had kept him up all night though.

"Yeah, being surrounded by hippies, fags, and crying monsters. Oh, and the dolls too. Sounds like a blast." Cartman rolled his eyes and pushed by the other boys.

"What if we all go down to Casa Bonita?" Stan and the other boys had grown out of their love for Casa Bonita, but Cartman... Cartman hadn't grown up at all.

"Really? I guess I can hang out with all of you butt holes. Let's go right after school!" Cartman danced and skipped away. The other three boys were left behind, shaking their heads.

"The fat ass never changes... Why did we have to invite him and Wendy again?" Kyle stood in front of the doorway to his Russian Literature class. He was the only one in it, and the teacher was never there. They had to use a distance learning program since it was a college class and the nearest college was in Denver.

"Dude. They're our friends!"

"And, more importantly, Butters won't suspect anything! I can try to get him back without him suspecting anything. If he does suspect someone of plotting something, it'll be Cartman. If you guys see the others, let them know about Casa Bonita. I'll be back by lunch." And with that, Kenny fled the school with Craig's baby.

"You would think he was in love with Butters..." Stan's eyes were still trained on the spot Kenny had stood a few seconds ago.

"Dude..."Kyle shook his head and went inside the distance learning lab. He wouldn't want his professor to ask him why he was late. Not with all of those college students in his classroom and Kyle all alone in his.

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"And that's what happ-happened, Tim Tim,"

"Timmuhiiy. Timmy, Timmy."

"What-what do you mean absurd? Bebe and I buh-both developed quickly. I thuh-think you're just jealous, Tim Tim."

"Timmy. Timmy Timmy Timmmuhiiy."

"We're not-not whores!"

"Jimmy! Timmy! Please keep quiet. You're upsetting Nathan."

"Timmuh!"

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Fourth period had finally arrived. Kyle needed to ask the other boys about that weird stuff Bebe had given them. He had used it again this morning, just to experiment. Not because he was attracted to his own scent or anything like that. The deodorant did make him smell amazing though.