I'm disappointed in myself, and I pray he never finds this.
Anyways, to anyone who's reading this, I think there's not many mico x reader fics. And this is probably gonna be deleted. I don't know who he is as a person so I'm feeding in to your delu...
Y/N is almost always cool and mysterious, but not after she cries, nuh-uh. After crying, let's say you have the mental capacity of an 8 year old (you usually have a mental capacity of a 10 year old if we read into whatever the fuck you've been doing. Heh. I mean I'm no one to attack you because I'm lowkey writing this but anyways-), so Conan leaves you with MICO to do your homework while keeping an eye on him from the distance,
"stop crying uh ah uh"
"I'm not crying shut up." You're actually at that point where you're done crying but some tears still like come out for no reason
Conan side eyes, or glares whatever at MICO, and mouths him to "cheer you up", lets say this is what he looks like
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And well, I think anyone would be absolutely horrified at this site, so naturally, mico was too, so to cheer your petite aah up, he says
"LOOK Y/N SUCH A SIGMA SKIBIDI FORTNITE GYATT VIDEO OF GMAN AND TV MAN KISSING-"
"What the fuck. Bro, why do you have more followers on your brainrot account than your music account?" "Not to flex but I'm the creator of Skibidi toilet."
"I want to beat you with hammers"
"Thats erm..violent. Very OMEGA of you. Well, Omegas and sigmas do fight alot."
"You're a beta lowkey, shut up." "I swear if you call me 4-"
"4'11 HOE"
"I'm going to drown myself in my toilet"
"You can afford a toilet by making brain rot videos?"
"It's called Skibidi toilet for a reason."
"I-"
I'm lowkey cracking myself up, idk about you lmao
"What am I doing with my life" Y/N says
"Thats a very Ohio sussy baka question🤓"
"I can't believe I'm talking to you"
"you were having a breakdown to me two seconds ago, actually."
"Wow so skibidi ohio-"
"Skibidi and Ohio are opposites, Y/N"
"I'm going to kill myself"
# short part yeah but like ill update tomorrow i swear
