MITSKI: Perhaps it's fate,
In the smallest things we find,
Chaos intertwines.
Y/N: 100% That explains so much thank you, go back to playing valorant
MICO: Feel free to recite whatever you want WHEN IM DEAD
SWIFT: Mitski's right
ROAN: UGH
MICO: MY ART IS SUFFERING I CANT PLAY THE GUITAR ANYMORE
Y/N: Thats...probably for the best
ROAN: I can SMELL the noise pollution rates go down
SWIFT: IT'S THE POISON GAS
KATHERINE: This doesn't make sense
MICO: So for my funeral-
Y/N: Don't worry we'll make a sad tumblr edit on some billie eilish or nightcore gacha life song and call it a day
ROAN: I'm sure you'll get like atleast three pity comments
SWIFT: Everything feels scripted like why did we randomly spawn at some 4'11 sassy petite filipino twink's picnic
MICO: IM 5'1
Y/N: Platform shoes don't count lil vro
SWIFT: You don't think it's weird? Cavetown is conveniently "out of town" while we're stuck here with Mico in a crisis over a random scratch? like girl that's weirdly cartoonish
ROAN: Did you hit your head somewhere?
Y/N: *sarcastic* DEFINATELY IT'S ALL CONNECTED MICO'S HALF DEAD, THE LEMONADE AND THE COSMIC PICNIC CONSPIRACY, WHAT'S NEXT?
SWIFT: Wait, though, what if this really is all part of some grand plan? The lemonade, the weirdly convenient absence of Cavetown, Mico's tragic injury?
ROAN: Yeah, because the universe is all about mico's papercut
SWIFT: There's something off about today..
ROAN: The only thing that's off is mico thinking he's 5'1
Y/N: The lemonade does taste....cosmic
MICO: It's the taste of my soul leaving my body, draft that tumblr post please
Y/N: Add those rain gifs too
KATHERINE: with the 3 pity comments
ROAN: Why is there 0 plot to what we do
SWIFT: PLOT? Funny choice of words,roan.
ROAN: Lets all just go home
MICO: THE FUNERAL HOME
MITSKI: *gives mico a bandage*
MICO: NEVERMIND
SWIFT: You're insanely dramatic-
Y/N: Says the person who had a lemonade-induced existential crisis
ROAN: Next thing we know we'll be at area 51 doing interdimensional whatever the fuck
Y/N: Let's just go home-
SWIFT: It's probably for the best
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Mico Toronto x reader
FanficI'm disappointed in myself, and I pray he never finds this. Anyways, to anyone who's reading this, I think there's not many mico x reader fics. And this is probably gonna be deleted. I don't know who he is as a person so I'm feeding in to your delu...
