SWIFT: That 4'11 short aah twinkie just randomly asked us to come to a picnic
ROAN: And we showed up-
Y/N: This is so staged
MICO: Hi guys >.< teehee! I'm so glad y'all showed up, your cool friends cavetown and conan are going to show up too!
ROAN: They finally turned on parental control on your internet, didn't they?
KATHERINE: This is not one of your fan-meets
Y/N: Bros one wrong decision away from getting grounded💀
SWIFT: Let's play catch-catch
They all decide to play catch catch (2nd grade aah script), but oh my god! mico scratches his finger while trying to pick up the ball
MICO: I'M A DEAD MAN
ROAN: You're a man?
Y/N: Bro it's just a goddamn scratch
SWIFT: THERE'S CAMERAS THERE AND CAVETOWN'S AWFULLY LATE TOO WHAT IF IT'S ALL CONNECTED
ROAN: I know you want to turn a blind eye onto them but that's a couple holding the camera, and cavetown is out of town so it's okay that he's late
MICO: Tell my dad, I love him
MITSKI: I tell him that every night
Y/N: 2020 ass humor
MICO: WHAT IF I GET AN INFECTION BEFORE JOJI MAKES A COMEBACK
Y/N: I'm pretty sure he'll make a comeback after we're dead
SWIFT: WE ARE GONNA DIE?
ROAN: Ugh
SWIFT: THOSE MEN ARE SHOWING US DEATH THREATS, THEY'RE SPIES SENT BY THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT WE'RE DEAD
ROAN: They're showing each other hearts dumbass
MICO: THERE'S BLOOD IM DYING I CANT BREATHE ITS REACHED THE LUNGS GET AN AMBULANCE EVEN THAT WONT SAVE ME NOW
SWIFT: IT'S THE CARBON MONOXIDE THEY'RE LEAKING IT
Y/N: Next thing we know mico's an alien coming from a planet of abgs and swift's right about the whole cosmic whatever
ROAN: Did someone spike the lemonade?
KATHERINE: Why do you think I got dumped?
ROAN: You got dumped?
KATHERINE: Yeah.
ROAN: Honestly, I see why
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Mico Toronto x reader
FanfictionI'm disappointed in myself, and I pray he never finds this. Anyways, to anyone who's reading this, I think there's not many mico x reader fics. And this is probably gonna be deleted. I don't know who he is as a person so I'm feeding in to your delu...
