The Happiness Managers

KK | 5

[image credit: Byron Howard from Pinterest]

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okay, ass's tantrums don't cease to stop, do they?

now he's avoiding me. great.

just because I said something his auspicious large ears couldn't let his mind digest.

I just said I like women too. I mean I pointed out to a girl and said, isn't she hot? and he said not particularly. Wow, only aliens can make him awe I guess.

Why are women so beautiful, and why am I always checking them out?

[okay I know you are looking at me like, what a horny woman essh, well its time folks we stop letting our libidos turn into monsters and embrace the beautiful need for reproduction. Its ecstatic, if taken in the right amount. God made it for some reason. Not to suppress it.]

It's just, that I have long felt I am more attracted to female beauty than male beauty. Of course, watching porn didn't help. cause porn makers ARE majorly men, and manga, oh well mamma Mia, need I say more?

Although, reading it in books did. I feel attracted to men, but then some women are just flames and I am a happity hoppity moth. I wonder how guys even walk without seeing this much beauty around?

I feel you guys. I feel ya.

And then I mightily discovered I am bisexual—actually, a bi-romantic demisexual.

"You are what?! the lgbt deal?!" Ass says this. Well, he surely thinks I dump rainbows, doesn't he?

"Yup!"

"Umm"

"Don't tell me you think we are aliens. Did you realize till now, I was normal wasn't I"

"Not normal per say, but this, what does it mean?"

"I means I don't see what's underneath the pants, I love the soul inside. And only and only when I can connect with the soul, only then can I indulge in sexual activities."

"It sounds like a made up term."

"So not! Biromantic means, you feel attracted to both the genders, but you don't get sexual feelings, demisexual means, you only get sexual feelings when you feel connected to that person."

"Connected, as in, how?"

"Through the mind, emotionally together, maybe telepathically even. I sure do hope I find love in this lifetime, but my left hemisphere knows it's not possible. So it lets the right hemisphere dissolve it all through humour."

he holds the cup tightly as he drinks his chai,

"And masturbation."

THHHEWWWWWWW 

Wow, hot chai is not what you want on your white Kurti. [time for another satchet of Super liquid Nirma!]

"I am so so sorryyy! I am sorry!"

"It's-umm it's fine. Society's fault, not yours. We should be able to say it out right when we need it. At least to ourselves. Out loud. Not in incognito tabs."

"t-true."

Since that conversation, he's not been talking to me and avoiding me. Of course, he can take his precious time trying to digest that I am a byproduct of a confused crowd who absolutely deny understanding such an idea. Well, not his fault, but don't abandon someone like that!

Friendship demands so much of you, man!

You know what, I have got many many friends and I do not, for sure, need him to fuel me up for the day. I am his happiness manager not the other way round!