My Headcanons

If FNaF Characters Played FNaF 4

I'm only covering the characters in the first four games. If I try to cover all of them, my fingers will fall off. This is already 28 characters. I might do a part two with another chunk of the franchise.

FNAF 1

Freddy: He would eventually get through the game just for the sole purpose of quoting Markiplier. 

Bonnie: The try-hard. He would lose battery in the flashlight and scream at the jumpscares every single time.

Chica: She never checks the closet or the bed so she's stuck at Night 3. 

Foxy: He wouldn't get though night 1, he'd start crying after getting jumpscared by one of the characters and quit.

G. Freddy: He'd look at the starting menu and leave the room. 

FNAF 2

Toy Freddy: He breaks the monitor out of anger and rage quits. 

Toy Bonnie: Would play with Toy Chica and cry. 

Toy Chica: Would play with Toy Bonnie and roll her eyes when he cries. 

Mangle: Doesn't know how to play even with the instructions constantly there. They aren't even affected by the jumpscares, just confused but happy to be there. 

Balloon Boy: Would constantly run the flashlight dry, would always fail Plushtrap's segment. 

Puppet: Let's face it, she'd be playing to playfully spite Toy Freddy. 

W. Freddy: Same as original Freddy; get to the end to quote Markiplier. 

W. Bonnie: He'd be playing with W. Chica; he would still act like a try-hard but now with someone who can't give him a hand. He'd be a master at the keyboard eventually, though. 

W. Chica: She can't even play; she would just watch W. Bonnie. 

W. Foxy: He would still cry. His eyes would also hurt. 

W. G. Freddy: Would start playing Melanie Martinez whilst playing and try to master it without hearing neither the jumpscares nor the indicators. 

FNAF 3

Springtrap: He knows damn well the protagonist is a child. He would keep getting killed and laugh about the child being a dumbass. He'd ruin the fun for the Phantoms watching him on purpose until he caves and lets them play. 

Ph. Freddy: He's content with just watching. 

Ph. Chica: She'd ask to play next, start the night, and take it back and make someone else play. 

Ph. Foxy: He'd hog the game until he's pulled away to let someone else have a go. 

Ph. Mangle: Still doesn't know how to play, but would happily do so. 

Ph. Balloon Boy: Would laugh at everyone else's failure. 

Ph. Puppet: Would essentially zone out while playing and somehow get through the game without dying once. The poison she gave Springtrap has to work sooner or later, right? 

FNAF 4

Night. Freddy: "My children can't play this!" Lets the Freddles play anyway. He'd probably be offended about how he and his friends look in the game. 

Night. Bonnie: He'd drink three beers before this and still somehow win. He'd also have a whiskey with him. That is the only way he'd be able to get through this successfully without crying. 

Night. Chica: Would quit after getting jumpscared by herself and cook something to get her mind off it. 

Night. Foxy: Keeps yelling about why he can't hide in the closet. 

Plushtrap: He'd be a god at his segment but wouldn't get past Night 2. He'd keep playing just to make fun of the character designs.