mistakes like this

fake tales of San Francisco

( I KNOW I KNOW IVE BEEN DEAD FOR THE PAST FEW YEAR ( or years I don't remember) BUT IM HERE IM ALIVE AND I WILL CONTINUE THIS )

Maya went to bed last night as one would after a day like that . She still couldn't believe it though . Alex Turner was fake dating her . She didn't know if she wanted to scream or excitement or of disgust . When she woke up she immediately went to grab a cup of coffee downstairs . Today it was the day . The day they were all leaving the countryside and we're going back to the big city . She was going to miss this place . And her kids with Ale- WHAT ? WHAT AM I SAYING ? WHY IS SHE STILL THINKING ABOUT HIM ?

" Morning " said Matt as he came down the stairs as well . His eyes were red . Probably because he had so many drinks the day before . Maya doubted he got any sleep at all . " Morning , you want some coffee ? " Maya asked as she poured herself some . Matt nodded and she poured him a cup as well . They both sat down at the table as a large wave of uncomfortable silence surrounded the room . None of them looked each other in the eyes . " So ... how is this going to go exactly? " Matt asked . Maya looked at him and with a very faint sigh she said " I don't know " . " I mean you two will eventually have to start to stay at each other's houses and go to dinners and such " Matt said . Maya nodded as if she understood what Matt was trying to say . OMG THIS FAKE RELATIONSHIP MIGHT RUIN THE BAND . Calm down Jesus . Some footsteps were heard and down the stairs came Alex . His hair were up in his face and his eyes were still not fully open . He sat next to Matt and grabbed the coffee mug from his hands . He then proceeded to drink a big sip before placing his head down on the table . " Are you okay bud ? You look awful " Matt said while taking his mug away , ensuring that his coffee wouldn't be drank any more . " This is gonna be one hell of a week " both Maya and Matt looked at each other confused . " The big man told me a few minutes ago that me and Maya need to go with another car just the two of us , they are giving us a vintage one to drive back to London . It's for the press , he said they made quite a story , just read this " Alex tosses his phone in the middle of the table where Maya and Matt proceed to go to read what Alex was talking about . Suddenly both of their eyes widened. Headlines such as ' who is alex turner's new girl ? ' or ' quite clearly they like each other , a lot ' and a huuuugeeeeee picture of them kissing or laughing together always on the front cover . Maya could just picture this whole thing . The hate she would get from fans , the praise she would get from others , what was happening ?

After they all woke up they packed up their stuff . Maya was in her room packing her clothes when someone knocked at her door . " Yes ? " Maya said . In comes Alex , all dressed up in leather looking soooo goo- I MEAN TERRIBLE EW BLIAH , anyways .... " What are you going to wear ? " he asked . " Why ? Does it matter ? " " We'll , if you're going to fake date a rock star you need to dress the part " Maya let out a small chuckle but Alex didn't seem to laugh . " Oh , you're serious " she said . Alex went close to her suitcase and pulled out a black skirt and a striped shirt he tossed them on the bed and said as he was leaving " Put these on , you'll look great " .

As soon as Maya got out the door there he was , waiting next to a black Mercedes convertible , waiting in the driver's seat for her . Maya quickly put her suitcase in the back and got inside . Alex smiled at her and put on the radio . He put in first gear and drove off . The road was quite smooth and the ride was nice . That's all until the flashing lights of the paps started blinding them . Maya was in utter shock . She didn't know how to act , what to say , what not to say , meanwhile Alex was a natural . He smiled and looked at Maya as if she was the love of his life , while of course she was avoiding all eye contact . As soon as they made it out of the crowded from paparazzi area Alex drove Maya to her house . He took her suitcase out from the trunk and inside the home . " So .... You want to stay for a drink ? " Maya asked Alex smiled and sat on her couch . A few beers after they were both laughing on the couch while watching tv . A message on Alex's phone popped on the screen and he looked at the time " It's getting late , I better be going " Alex said as he got up . Maya stood up as well, maybe a little too fast and felt unsteady . Alex of course held her up . They shared an awkward little laugh and she walked him to the door . " Goodnight princess " Alex said and got inside his car driving off .

WHAT ? PRINCESS ???? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME ? NO NO THIS CAN'T BE .