(I may have stolen a few lines from JaidenAnimations..DON'T JUDGE ME! *Hisses like a cat*)
I, like many people, have parents.
Harry Potter: Wot the fuck, dude?
Batman: Yeah, wot the fuck?
ANYGAYS..
Here are some parent stories :D
This one happend when I was about 8 or 9. Maybe 7. My dad had this rule that you couldn't leave the dinner table unless you finished all your phood. We were eating bell peppers, and I don't like bell peppers. So I threw them up. My dad said "You know you still have to eat that, right?"
In this next one, I was 5, and my dad put on South Park. He let me watch it. I WAS FIVE, DAD!!
This one also includes my siblings. My dad and step-mom were fighting, and he said fuck. So my little brother (he was 3) ran around the house shouting at the top of his little lungs..."FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" So me and my lil sister, being the responsible kids we were, told on him.
Me: Sebastian said the F word!
Viola: Sebastian said "fuck"!
Me: Viola and Sebastian said the F word!
Viola: *turns to me" <deadname>, what the heck dude!?
Me: *shrugs* Sorry. But dad always told us to tell him if we said cuss words.
Uhhhh...*tries to think of another one while the dial-up sound plays in my head*
Have ya ever heard the dial-up sound? (Headphone warning if you're listening to music or just have headphones in)
Well it sounds like this:
Like two demons screaming at each other :D
Getting off track!
I, uh..can't think of another story rn..
Well, anygays!
Be weird and commit arson!
