To Love A Monster

Chapter 12

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Enderbrina woke the next morning with neither of her mates at her side. She sat up in bed, seeing a rose and a piece of paper in their places. She picked up both, and instantly they were there. She got a kiss from both of them.

"Good morning, my dear. Offender and I were about to bring the documents to the police station. Unfortunately, the morning intercourse you requested will have to wait."

"Oh, you finished the paperwork... with what, a couple months to spare?"

"Indeed. Your help, along with his, helped hasten the progress, and it is now finished."

"Yeah, and if you wanna go with us to the police station, we're ready to go."

"Oh! Sure, I'll go. I can dematerialize the documents so we don't have to carry them."

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After a long process, with all the documents copied at Slenderman's request, he was handed a very small stack of "existence" certificates. It was only a precaution if any of the other Creepypastas wanted to slowly integrate into human society.

"With some careful consideration, all murders, previous, and essential future ones, will be pardoned. We don't want to pick a fight with... your kind, when you are already at war with knockoffs of yourselves. Your clown friend decided to start telling us a bit about your enemy, but nothing too explicit. We know they are like you in many ways but there are differences, and that's it."

"I appreciate the pardons you have given us. I will refrain from slaughtering humans when possible, and perhaps try your processed livestock at the grocer's or butcher's establishments. However, Eyeless Jack physically cannot eat anything other than human flesh or organs. His body rejects anything else."

"I understand... I'll put that in his file."

"Are these files secure?"

"Of course. We keep all files with highly personal information from being connected to the internet, to protect against data loss. And while opening the computer by password is easy enough, we keep each file locked behind a string of random numbers and letters, which we keep in a notebook that is kept in a safe with three locks on it."

"Damn, you're serious 'bout the security of these files," Smexy chimed in. "'Preciate it, mister officer sir. Means we monsters can rest easy knowin' none of the mutated humans'll be able to get at our files for information on us."

"Well, it looks like all they know about is our appearance and our... eh, guesstimated race, with you, Slender, Trender, and Splendor simply listed as 'tall monster' for your race..." Enderbrina said, looking at the certificates.

"We have a bit more than that, but nothing you can't find on your certificates."

"Thank you, I appreciate your help," Slender said, and handed the files to Enderbrina, who promptly dematerialized them and then gave a thumbs-up. "Thank you, my dear. Let us go."

With a thought, the three of them arrived in the parlor, where everyone was sitting, anticipating the results. Brina handed out the certificates, skipping over the gods.

"We didn't tell them about you, since you're only here temporarily," she explained to them. "But if you find that you've got someone special here, then we'll need to bring you over to the police station and get you registered if they won't go to The Three Worlds with you. For now though, you're off the hook, just be sure to look like an average human through shapeshifting, if you plan on going into the city. But be careful, the mutated humans can probably see through your disguises."