Bloodied Cale standing at the palace doorway: Hey, its been a while huh?
Alberu, coming home after the funeral: ... are you for real.
Cale: I am for real real.
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Alberu, making tea cause he's overstimulated: how do you like your tea?
Cale: How I like my people.
Alberu, pissed: ...
Cale: In a bag, underwater.
Alberu: ...you use FUCKING TEA BAGS???
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Cale: If you had to choose between Choi Han and all the money I have in my bank account, what would you choose?
Beacrox: Depends, how much money is it?
Choi Han, stuffing his face: Beacrox-?
Cale: 2 silver coins...?
Beacrox: I'll take the money.
Choi Han: BEACROX-?!
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Choi Han: Look at what you did! I'm crying! You made me cry!!
Alberu: Baby.
Choi Han: This is no time for pet names sweetheart.
Alberu: No. I'm calling you a baby.
Alberu: I'm insulting you.
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Younger Jour: I hate my last name.
Younger Deruth: What's wrong with it?
Younger Jour: Because it's not your's. :>
Deruth:
Jour:
Younger Deruth: We've been married six years?-
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Alberu: You're so nice.
Cale, internally: Thanks, I'm terrified of adults getting upset with me.
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Cale: I have issues...
Alberu: Finally, you're admitting it! The first step to improvement is acceptance-
Cale, having his money and his fucks stolen: With you.
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Cale is trying to give Eden advice.
Cale: Your feelings matter...
Cale, thinking about what his hyungs tell him: You're not a burden.
Beacrox: Murder is okay!
Cale:...uh... Its good to ask for help.
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Venion: All girls are the same-
Cale: Okay dude, who's stopping you from dating a guy?
Venion and Neo: *slight panic*
Cale: Other than your dating prospects having common sense.
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Choi Han: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of my life.
Alberu: I wake up at 2:30 every morning.
Choi Han: ...I want to see you at some moment every day for the rest of my life.
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Cale: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
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Trash of the Count's Family Anthology
Fanfictionjust a few stories about Cale mostly. requests are allowed, just i do have boundaries and can't do them all. all right thank you.