Trash of the Count's Family Anthology

Incorrect Quotes #2

Bloodied Cale standing at the palace doorway: Hey, its been a while huh?

Alberu, coming home after the funeral: ... are you for real.

Cale: I am for real real. 

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Alberu, making tea cause he's overstimulated: how do you like your tea?

Cale: How I like my people. 

Alberu, pissed: ...

Cale: In a bag, underwater. 

Alberu: ...you use FUCKING TEA BAGS??? 

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Cale: If you had to choose between Choi Han and all the money I have in my bank account, what would you choose?

Beacrox: Depends, how much money is it?

Choi Han, stuffing his face: Beacrox-?

Cale: 2 silver coins...?

Beacrox: I'll take the money.

Choi Han: BEACROX-?!

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Choi Han: Look at what you did! I'm crying! You made me cry!!

Alberu: Baby.

Choi Han: This is no time for pet names sweetheart.

Alberu: No. I'm calling you a baby.

Alberu: I'm insulting you. 

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Younger Jour: I hate my last name.

Younger Deruth: What's wrong with it? 

Younger Jour: Because it's not your's. :>

Deruth: 

Jour: 

Younger Deruth: We've been married six years?-

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Alberu: You're so nice.

Cale, internally: Thanks, I'm terrified of adults getting upset with me.

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Cale: I have issues...

Alberu: Finally, you're admitting it! The first step to improvement is acceptance-

Cale, having his money and his fucks stolen: With you.

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Cale is trying to give Eden advice.

Cale: Your feelings matter...

Cale, thinking about what his hyungs tell him: You're not a burden.

Beacrox: Murder is okay!

Cale:...uh... Its good to ask for help.

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Venion: All girls are the same-

Cale: Okay dude, who's stopping you from dating a guy? 

Venion and Neo: *slight panic*

Cale: Other than your dating prospects having common sense.

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Choi Han: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of my life.

Alberu: I wake up at 2:30 every morning.

Choi Han: ...I want to see you at some moment every day for the rest of my life.

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Cale: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?