Trash of the Count's Family Anthology

Incorrect Quotes 3#

Raon: Human, I got diagnosed. I have Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.

Cale: That's no surprise.

Raon: So you must give me all your attention until I feel better.

Cale: ...I see no problem in this logic.

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Cale reading the newspaper, completely disappointed: Local Mage runs out of mana and just starts hitting shit with her staff?

Cale: ...

Cale: This is why I supervise you guys on missions.

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Cale: From the moment I saw you, I knew I was going to spend the rest of my life attempting to avoid you.

Alberu:

Ron:

Choi Han:

Beacrox:

Raon: 

Literally everyone he's ever befriended:

Cale: ATTEMPTING.

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Cale: I touch myself whenever I think of you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you're awful.

Clopeh: You can touch me-

Cale: kys.

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Cale: I'm so hot.

Cale, internally: HOT.

H ard to love.

O bnoxious.

T errible.

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Nosy noble: Do you have a significant other?

Cale: I'm quite significant all by myself, thank you.

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Cale: You know how applying pressure to gases create heat, right?

Alberu: ...yeah?

Cale: and vice versa. You know how density is directly equal to the mass over the volume of something, right?

Alberu: sounds about right?

Cale: So this dude gonna say the way we view equilibrium in stars is wrong because they found 'conflicting evidence' using the theory of consigliothesis.

Alberu: ...

Cale: Like what? Come on, bro.

Alberu: why would he say that?

Cale: Exactly bruh. Thats what I'm saying!! How many times do I have to spell it out? That's like saying the constraints of distortional drift doesn't actually hinder the progression of Faultian push field energy conversion because they found evidence against calcestic studies.

Alberu: ALRIGHT ENOUGH. You. You made up those words to make me look STUPID didn't you?

Cale: which words?

Alberu: all of them.

Cale: Pick one.

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Choi Han: I was making ramen noodles, but I forgot the noodles so all I got is water...

Cale, out of frame: *pats head*

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Choi Han: Ooh, Cale's gonna be mad.