The Popgoes and Candy Show!

Episode 2: Welcome To The Show! (Candy)

(We open up in Candy's Burgers and Fries, yet another animatronic-themed restaurant. However, this one is actually the longtime rival of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, easily the most famous of them all...or infamous.)

(Inside, a stick is poking Candy The Cat's cheek as he's standing shut down on stage. His eyes eventually open only for the stick to poke him in the eye.)

Candy: AGH! WHAT THE HELL!?

(Holding the stick is his twin sister and co-owner of the restaurant: Cindy The Cat...since the humans were too lazy to do it themselves. The only ones who ever seemed to do anything were the cooks or the security.)

Cindy: Shoot! Sorry, Candy!

Candy: CINDY, WHAT WAS THAT FOR- GIMME THAT STUPID THING!

(Candy yanks the stick away and tosses it, not even caring if it hit something or someone.)

Cindy: (pouting) ...my stick...

Candy: Uhh, hello? You poked my eye!

Cindy: We're robots! You would've been fine!

Candy: It still hurt!

Cindy: Okay, okay. Sorry. Was just trying to wake you up!

Candy: (sigh) It's alright...but it's weekly maintenance-

Cindy: (whispering) Which is our way of saying we want a break...

Candy: So, it's not like I needed to wake up or anything.

Cindy: Well, ya lazy bum, we still have stuff to do around the restaurant. I can't do everything around here!

Candy: ...can I go back to sleep-

Cindy: I'll rename this restaurant 'Cindy's Burgers and Fries' if you keep this up.

Candy: You wouldn't dare.

Cindy: TRY ME.

(The twins stare each other down before Candy sighs, defeated.)

Candy: Okay, okay. What is there to do?

Cindy: Just some cleaning, paperwork, yatta yatta.

(Candy nods as he walks off stage, stretching out his joints as he rolls up his sleeves. None of them really needed to wear clothes, but they did anyway.)

Candy: Yup, yup, yup.

Cindy: And I already gave Marylin a ring about her schedule for the week.

Candy: Oh, yeah. Coming to work when no one else but us is around, that's super different from her usual.

Cindy: Routine, Candy. Routine. How do you think I look this gorgeous everyday?

Candy: (sarcastically) A robotic cat is the pinnacle of attraction, I'm sure.

(As Candy's grabbing a clipboard, the stick from earlier suddenly hits him in the back of the head.)

Cindy: I heard that, asshole.

Candy: Yeesh, using language now! Cindy, you've changed.

Cindy: Wha- YOU SWEAR ALL THE TIME!

Candy: My sister, everybody! Oh, what will the children think?

Cindy: I'M GONNA CUT YOU-

(Then, the head waiter of the restaurant simply named Penguin, waddles into the room at the sound of arguing and honks.)

Candy: Oh. Hey, Penguin.

Cindy: (calming down) Yup, hey there. Something ya need?

(Penguin honks since that's his only way of speaking. And only the animatronics there are really capable of understanding him.)