RUMOURS | ❝Rock on, gold dust woman.❞
To put it simply, I ran out of room in my first OCs book. So here is another one, a hub for even more of my original characters who I love dearly.
[ meet my oc's | book two ]
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[ FROM EDEN: ACT ONE ]
BETH ━ I always worry that the afterlife will be like secondary school, and all the really cool dead people won't want to hang out with me. Mozart'll tell me he's busy, but then later I'll see him out with Shakespeare and Lincoln.
BETH ━ You realise I say goodnight to you every night and you never say goodnight back? BETH ━ What's the problem, Sanjay? Do you not want me to have a good night?
SANJAY ━ What are we doing? BETH ━ Wasting our afterlives. SANJAY ━ ... I meant for lunch.
BETH ━ C'mon, I wasn't that drunk. CHIDI ━ You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important. BETH ━ [tearing up] Because you are!
BETH ━ Dear frozen yoghurt: you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing. Zero stars.
BETH ━ [to Tahani] Wow, that dress looks amazing! TAHANI ━ Thank you! BETH ━ I bet it would look even better on Jianyu's floor. CHIDI ━ Are you hitting on Tahani... for Jianyu?
[Henry and Beth as kids] HENRY ━ This is my sister, Beth. SOMEONE ━ What's Beth short for? HENRY ━ Because she's only three.
[At Janet's funeral] BETH ━ So you're not going? ELEANOR ━ Not this time. BETH ━ I don't think Janet's planning to die a second time.
JASON ━ Christmas is just so stressful, with the lists and the lines and the girls at TV Town Song Room. BETH ━ Do you mean Radio City Music Hall? How could you get so many things wrong in a row?
BETH ━ I mean Tahani, I love you, but you're not a woman of the people. TAHANI ━ Of course I'm not a woman of the people... I'm above the people.
MICHAEL ━ Does anyone have any secrets confessions to make? BETH ━ [raises hand] MICHAEL ━ Yes, Beth. BETH ━ [tearing up] I didn't get Inception... I really didn't get Inception...
BETH ━ Wow, you're so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well. JANET ━ Thanks, I made this one especially for you!
BETH ━ You tricked me! MICHAEL ━ I deceived you, Beth. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. BETH ━ Touché.
there will definitely be a part 2, because most of them i had to save for everything post-season one; don't want to spoil too much of the show in one go for those who haven't seen it 👀 it's really something else!
