PHIGHTING ONESHOTS!

💥|ꜰɪɢʜᴛ ꜱᴏ ᴅɪʀᴛʏ, ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴏ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ.

This is going to be Skateshot btw. TOP SLINGSHOT FOR THE WIN!! I need more bottom Skateboard fics bro, if yk anyone who writes juicy bottom skateboard hmu. Slingshot homosexual for Skateboard bro.

Note: Skateboard uses brainrot language as his sense of humor 

REQUESTED BY: kalciker

Dear Illumina. 

Slingshot had finally finished a gruelingly hard phight in particular, the enemy team had him taken down a decent number of times, but Slingshot's team BARELY won by a single point. Though, the entire match would've been a little easier to focus on if it weren't for a certain red horned, and helmeted demon. 

Slingshot's legs felt like jelly, all from the jumping, double jumping... Running, and more running. He looked around the map, before looking back at his teammates.

Sword was now just talking to Rocket who just came from the enemy team to talk to Sword. Those two practically REFUSED to kill each other the whole match! Then there was Biograft just... Standing there, almost creepily. But then again it was a robot. And then there was Medkit and Vinestaff tending to- OH GOSH IT WAS SKATEBOARD.

Skateboard was pretty scuffed up, I mean- why wouldn't he? He practically dashes around enemies, bashes into them and that's pretty much it! Though, doing that with his clumsiness is a potion for a drastic disaster. Slingshot merely watched Vinestaff and Medkit tend to Skateboard, with him chattering idly about how 'cool' his new trick was.

" And then I went all 'Bam!' " Skateboard spoke, making dramatic gestures with his hands. Both the healers just listened on, Vinestaff being amused and Medkit was just, well... Medkit. Once the two healers were done and walked away to tend to other teammates, Skateboard noticed Slingshot had just been standing there. Hell, he almost acted like Biograft at this point.

Skateboard's expression brightened and he stood up, not even bothering about his injuries and jogged over to Slingshot that grabbed his attention from the action by Skateboard. Oh. Oh, he was approaching him. Damn it Slingshot, act casual! Don't be gay. (I had to.) 

" Yo, Sling! Did you see that cool trick I did back there when the match was in the one-minute point? I went all like- shablam, boom-bam this and that! " Skateboard did silly gestures with his hands again, to which Slingshot merely nodded to almost frantically as he listened on as Skateboard went into a ramble. Damn, he was really hot. 

Slingshot cleared his throat and loosened his collar a bit, man if it weren't for the people around- Slingshot might've just combusted into a blushing mess, he needed to keep his demeanor up before he ended up embarrassing himself. 

" Mhm! You did uh... Really well out there, Skate! " Slingshot tried to sound casual, but the strain in his voice and how fidgety and awkwardly Slingshot was acting was obvious, even a blind person could see it without actually seeing it. Naturally, Skateboard noticed at how odd Slingshot was acting, so he decided to inquire about it. After all, it's what 'friends' do. 

" Say uhm. You sound really awkward right now, are you okay, homie? " Skateboard inquired with a small tilt of his head as he shoved his hands into the pockets of his pants. Uh oh, this was going to be difficult for Slingshot. 

" I'm fine! Just a little bit err-- Tired from all the jumping and running! " Slingshot tried to sound convincing. Hell, it was hard to lie to someone persistent as Skateboard, don't get me wrong but Slingshot was a pretty persistent person too.