You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Harry Potter.
You: Hi.
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: Have you seen any BBC Sherlock?
You: No, I'm at Hogsmeade.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Where? Three Broomsticks? ;)
You: No. The cave.
Stranger: There's Wifi there!?
Stranger: What house are you?
You: Gryffindor.
Stranger: I'm Ravenclaw.
Stranger: Pretty close call to Gryffindor, though. :)
You: I remember the pranks I pulled on them.
Stranger: Haha :)
You: Guess who I am?
Stranger: Hmmm... Are you an actual Harry
Stranger: *Harry Potter character
Stranger: in the books
You: Yes.
Stranger: Fred or George? Maybe Tonks.
Stranger: Or Sirius?
You: Pick one.
Stranger: Sirius
You: Nope.
Stranger: Darn it.
Stranger: Who then?
You: Another hint. You think I'm dead.
Stranger: James Potter?
You: Yes! BING BING BING!
You: I'm not going to prank Ravenclaw. Yet.
Stranger: *sly grin*
Stranger: Are you on Pottermore?
You: Yes.
Stranger: And your house is actually Gryffindor?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Awesome! What's your wand? Mine's Oak and Dragon heart string.
Stranger: English oak to be precise
You: Mahogany, 11 inches, pliable, Dragon heartstring.
Stranger: Nice :)
Stranger: Sad you haven't seen the BBC Sherlock. It's a great show! My favorite :)
You: Death Eaters are coming.
Stranger: One of my friends has a really fun Fanfiction crossover with Harry Potter and BBC Sherlock, where he (and some of the other characters) go to Hogwarts!
Stranger: Oh, crap.
Stranger: To you?
You: Yep.
Stranger: Better cast protago! And then run.
You: Shit. Thy're here! Gotta catch them all!
Stranger: *sly grin* They probably won't be the best assets to your pokie ball. And they might corrupt it with dark magic. Or turn it into the dark mark....
You: Oops.To late now...
Stranger: Uh oh. Maybe you should get a new pokie ball?
You: I incedioed it
Stranger: Good. Should take care of them. You didn't have any pokemon in there, did you?
You: Shit.
You: I"m screwed. They were Lily's birthday present!
Stranger: :-O
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Well... go catch a unicorn instead :) Girls like unicorns, and I have a feeling Lily would love one. Give her a foal, and don't forget to get the right food and a care-for manual!
You: They became extinct because of Voldemort.
Stranger: No they didn't.
Stranger: They show up later.
You: He's alive.Harry forgot about the cat.
Stranger: I hope the cat is okay.
You: I killed it.
Stranger: Why would you do that?!
You: It was a horcrux.
Stranger: Then how the heck did you kill it? And how come Dumbledore didn't know about it...?
You: Magic.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
