ABC Drabbles

F is for Free

Warning: Crack! Fluff!! OOC!!

" Avada Kedavra"- English

$ Avada Kedavra$- Parseltongue

-Avada Kedavra-  Thought Speech

Harry's eyes twitched as he gazed upon the gathered rows of Death Eaters. It was horrifying! He'd honestly never felt more scared of them than ever before in his life. If Voldemort had only thought of this idea sooner, it would have been a breeze for him to take over the world. Yep... Everyone would have died of shock.

Which is why it was a good thing the war was over, he supposed...

Yes, the war was over and the Dark Lord had made his peace with the Ministry. The Death Eaters were given full pardons for crimes committed during a time of war and the Dark Lord didn't raze the Wizarding world to the ground. Everyone agreed it was a fair trade. That and the Dark Lord was the lover of one Boy-Who-Lived. Stuff like that does help with one's reputation.

However, this "treaty" did not at all help with the tension between the Dark Order and the citizens of Wizarding Britain. Thus the minister, operating out of a false sense of entitlement and of petty revenge, had devised the plan of forcing know Death Eaters into community service. The useless man had even given the choice of what the service would be to the Dark Lord.

Stupid Fudge.

It was his fault that the Dark Order were all in bright pink FREE HUGS robes. Harry was also tempted to blame his Dark Lord of a lover for this... but rescinded the decision in favor of a month long vacation in the Caribbean right after they pulled this stunt. He wasn't fool enough to stick around for the repercussions of this little prank.

Suddenly a pair of arms pulled him into a hug.

"Harry, love."

Harry turned to see his lover. He was a bit surprised at the plain black robes instead of obnoxious pink.

"Tom... aren't you supposed to be in pink, too?"

The Dark Lord scoffed.

"Oh please, love. You know my hugs are only for you. "

Yes, Harry couldn't be angry at his lover now... Besides, it was too sweet to see a reluctant Snape in pink. Yes. Life was good.