*+* TOTAL DRAMA GC *+*[im bored af]

you don't know how to swim? BECOME A FUCKING MERMAID🧜🏻‍♀️🏝🌊

Izzy: GUYS GUYS IZZY WANTS TO SHOW SOMETHING

Noah: if its pictures of my toes I will kill you

Justin: what....

Gwen: WHY DOES SHE HAVE THAT??!??!?!??!

Courtney: she's Izzy duh

Izzy: NOOOOOO IZZY DROWNED CODY THATS IT HEHHEHHEHTHEHETETETTETETETET

Alejandro: FUCK, MY SON

Duncan: fuck ur son, stupid ahh 12 yr old

Courtney: No, fuck you Hoe

Duncan: fuck you

Courtney: fuck you too

Gwen: I WILL GLADLY DO THAT-

Courtney: No you do not have consent>:(

Harold:

Eva: bet 

Eva: SHUT YO INBRED DONALD TRUMP FRUIT LOOKIN HEMORRHOID LOOKIN ASS UP YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN SO LONG I CAN SMELL THE COLOR OF YOUR HAIR Brown SHIT, THAT'S WHAT YOU SMELL LIKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GOBLIN SHARK THAT ATE THREE POUNDS OF BEANS AND THREW UP ALL OVER ITSELF YOU TAKE THE EXPRESSION "GO FUCK YOURSELF" TOO LITERALLY YOU'RE SO LONELY THAT THERE'S A DEAD STINKBUG ON YOUR WINDOWSILL NAMED FRED AND YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM YOU HAVE THE MENTALITY AND MATURITY OF A NINE YEAR OLD THAT DEALS DRUGS YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS AS DISLIKED AS A MODERN SPONGEBOB EPISODE. YOUR CLOTHES ARE MADE OF CARDBOARD AND POCKET LINT YOU ARE THE URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF RUSTY TROMBONE, SPEAKING OF BONE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A DICK IS AND WILL NEVER HAVE TO USE ONE BECAUSE YOU'RE SINGLE, LONELY, AND YOUR DICK IS SO SMALL YOU FORGOT WHERE IT IS

Eva: LIKE-

Noah: Nope shush you already did that before

Owen: Is no one gonna talk about Cody drowning?

Geoff: poor kid brah, My condolences😔✊

Izzy: IZZY TRIED TO MAKE CODY SWIM BUT CODY DROWNED A LITTLE AND HE CAME UP BUT HE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE SWIMMING SO I PUT HIM UNDERWATER😆🥰😘

Izzy: SILLY CODY RIGHT

Trent: uh yeahhhhhhhhh

Noah: ugh fine im coming

Bridgette: uh good luck

Izzy: NOAH WAS SOOO CLUMSY GJEHAHHAHSAHHHGSHSHSHAGAHG

Izzy: HE FELL IN TRYING TO GRAB CODY HAHAhaHHHAHAHAHH oh and yeah Cody's out of the water now hehe

Alejandro: OMG MY SON HES ALIVE

Heather: phew I don't need to pay for another funeral

Izzy: CODYS SO DUMB EVERYONE BECOMES A MERMAID UNDERWATER🙄

Leshawna: uh last time I checked I don't think people do that

Owen: I wish I was born a merman😞

Noah: EHGEJHGEJHEJH I GOT MY FAVORITE FUCKING CARGOS WET YOU BITCH

Izzy: NO UR A BITCH

Gwen: ermm Noah stop acting like a whole different person everyday istg

Cody: chillllll I can get you a new pair 

Noah: yk... THOSE WERE A HUNDRED DOLLARS WITH PINS I BOUGHT PERSONALLY AND I LOST 2 PINS OF THE 20 ON THERE sooo

Pants= 70$

Pins=35$ ish-

Heather: holy shit dude how could you possibly afford that

Gwen: why do you spend so much on pins???

Noah: how many black corsets do you have? 

Gwen: touche-

Cody: I cant afford that I WORK AT SUBWAY

Noah: YET YOU GET MY ORDER WRONG EVERYTIME

Izzy: IZZY WILL JUST ROB A BANK FOR THE MONEY FOR NOAH'S EXPENSIVE ASS PANT HAHAHHABSHSJH

Noah: Cody you pay 50 of the 100 cuz ur the reason I was there

Cody: I CANT I GET PAYED 2 CENTS AN HOUR?!??!?

Geoff: oh brah Cody didn't die man I was gonna have a party for that😔

Justin: wait WHAT

Geoff: I have a party for every occasion sad or happy. Is that bad?

Bridgette: babe that's really disrespectful bcuz ur being happy on day that's suppose to be sad

Geoff: oh ill just have an emo party

Leshawna: STOP THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS💀

Gwen: I feel so betrayed-

uh hellooooo gays, straights, trans peeps, rice cooker WHAT EVER YOU ARE:) just...

[What other fandoms do you like other the the total drama community<3]

thanks

- your silly goofy ahh writer Ange<3