*+* TOTAL DRAMA GC *+*[im bored af]

EVERYONE GOT BRAINROT🤑🗣🔥🔥🔥

Izzy: soo now she's in jail🥶😜🥰

Trent: welp at least we won't have to see Sierra for awhile😗

Cody: OMG RIZZLERS I JUST GOT THE NEWEST SIGMA MEALS AND THOSE SKIBIDIS SLICERS🤑

Gwen: it was so fucking expensive-

Heather: wtf is up with the gen alpha shit, fucking baby

Cody: SHHHH HEATHER😡😡😡 YOU CANT BE YAPPING YOU DONT HAVE A GYATT, YOU HAVE -1000 AURA AND -100000000 RIZZ THATS WHY YOUR MAN IS SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER MAN BETA🤧😪🙄😬😫

Heather: ... are you ok

Harold: OMG ALPHA SIGMA CODY I GOT NEWEST SKIBIDI TOLIET CAKE ITS FROM OHIO🥶🥶🥶

Cody: BROOO THATS SO SKIBIDI I WANT A SKIBIDI TOLIET CAKE NOWW POOKIE WOOKIE BEAR ALPHA NOAH🥵🥵🥵

Noah: Izzy you can explode my house now...

Izzy SIGMA ALPHA KING NOAH IM MEWING RN GOTTA GET THAT RIZZFUL JAWLINE FOR THE BADDIES😎😎😎

Alejandro: im just gonna go now..

Alejandro left the chat

Cody added Alejandro to the chat

Cody: NOOO DADDY DONT GET THE MILK, MEW WITH US TO RETURN TO UR INNER ALPHA🐺🐺

Izzy: 🤫🧏🏻‍♀️

Harold: 🤫🧏🏻‍♂️

Cody: 🤫🧏🏻‍♂️

Alejandro: DIOS MÍOS, A LA MIERDA

Eva: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP I WISH YOU WERE FLUENT IN SHUTTING UR MOUTHS. LIKE SHUT UP AND FUCKING TOUCH GRASS AND DO SOME SQUATS LIKE WHAT THE FRICK FRACK, PATTY WACK, SNICK SNACK, LIFE HACK, ASS CRACK, SHOE RACK, PITCH BLACK, DUCK QUACK, BOX STACK, HIYJACK, OLD SACK, BIG BACK, JACK JACK, RACETRACK, BACKPACK, SHARK ATTACK, YOU LACK, THUMBTACK, ARE YALL TALKING ABOUT. LIKE ITS WORSE ENOUGH ITS UR A 4 FOOT MALE WITH A BIG ASS GAP IN YOUR TEETH THAT DENTISTS CANT FIX AND YOUR DAD WENT TO GET THE MILK, A FUCKING SLIMEY GRIMEY MUSTY RUSTY DUSTY CRUSTY RATTY DISCORD MOD AHH LIKE ALL YOU DO IS LISTENING TO YOUR HATSUNE MIKU SONGS, LIKE YOUR SO UGLY WHEN YOUR MOM DROPPED YOU OFF TO SCHOOL, SHE GOT FINED FOR LITTERING. LIKE ONCE AGAIN SHUT YO SKIN TONE CHICKEN BONE GOOGLE CHROME NO HOME FLIP PHONE DISOWNED ICE CREAM CONE GARDEN GNOME EXTRA CHROMOSOME METRONOME DIMMADONE GEONOME FULL BLOWN MONOCHROME STUDENT LOAN INDIANA JONES OVERGROWN FLINTSTONE X AND Y HORMONE FRIEND ZONED SYLVESTER STALLONE SIERRA LEONE AUTOZONE PROFESSIONALLY SEEN SILVER HEAD UP YOUR FUCKING ASS UP. LIKE CODY EVEN YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND DOESNT WANT TO FUCK YOU THAT WHY HE DATED COURTNEY 2.0 BEFORE YOU.

Courtney: we don't talk about Emma

Cody: sorry...

Harold: .

Izzy: sorry mommy😔

Eva: no i'm used to you so you get a pass ig

Noah: thanks Eva

Cody: uh Noah can we fuck now

Noah: hell no

Duncan: wtf happened-

Read at 12:17

uh hi guys im very traumatized with the cake but credits to Pinterest for the parts of the roasts<3

-your silly goofy ah writer Ange