"What the fuck, Jed!?" I yelled, slapping the back of his head.
"That was so stupid!" Micky yelled, throwing his arms up in the air.
"And ballsy," Sammy added, ducking when Cameron and Micky tried to hit him.
"Why?" James asked, tilting his head.
Jed shrugged. "He said somethin' 'bout mah face, so I took a pencil sharpner I broke 'n' cut mah cheek with it 'n' den I stabbed 'is eye! De fuckin' bastard deserved it."
I shook my head. "All these stupid-ass teachers deserve it, but we don't want to go to fucking jail!"
Jed snorted. "They ain't gonna put me 'n jail."
"Why not?" We all asked.
Jed smiled lazily. "Jail couldn't hold mah ass."
Micky rubbed the bridge of his nose. "And why is that?"
"Dey pertty much gave me a room 'n solitary confinement!"
"And why do you sound so proud of that?" I asked sternly, crossing my arms.
Jed smiled lazily, the stitches that were holding on for dear life finally breaking and letting blood drip down his face. "I figured out the guards' shifts."
Sammy groaned. "The fuck did you do Thomas?"
"I ain't tellin'" he grinned, crossing his arms.
Before we could protest, three large Red students walked in with their arms crossed.
"Hey Mr. Wales," Jeffery Davis said, smiling like a fuck boy at him. "Where's the trouble maker we're supposed to take to class?"
God I want to stab him. Or get Jed to stab him.
Mr. Wales pointed over at Jed. "Over there, Jeffery. The one that sounds like an idiot."
Jed yanked at his cuffs again and growled. "'Bout ta break mah fuckin' thumbs 'n' make ya sound like de idiot real soon, fat-ass!"
Another Red, Kyle, stormed over and punched Jed in the face. "Don't talk to a teacher that way!"
Jed made a hacking sound, and then spit a lump of blood in Kyle's eye. "Go blind, fuckface!"
Kyle jumped back and tried wiping his eye. The last Red, Steve, punched Jed in the gut and got a key out of his pocket, unlocking one cuff while Jeffery held his arm down.
Jed laughed and turned to look at us. "Y'all 'bout ta git a fuckin' show."
And then all hell broke loose.
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Kelling Academy: Fighter
Teen FictionJed Thomas is on thin ice. Or at least, that's what people keep telling him. With three assault charges, two arrests, and being expelled from every school in the state, Jed's parents finally have an excuse to ship him off to Kelling Academy. A fucki...
