The Omegas Goddess

Putting The Scheme To Work

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Over the weekend i began to out my plan in motion and it started by doing a skit similar to what the og DX used to do, i was dressed like Vince and Alexis was in charge of the camera. When she gave me the signal i put on a Vince face and began to act like the putz.

Andrew: Thank you all for joining me, even though you have no choice since you have nothing better to do.... Tonight i want you all to know that since im the boss and run the whole show, i am making the WWE Champion defend his championship in the Royal Rumble itself, why? Because im a giant tool and im very petty when people stop my money making....

I stood up revealing that i was in tighty whities like Vince wears, i looked down then back to the camera and said.

Andrew: What do you expect im over a hundred, if i don't want to wear pants i won't....

I said in a whiny voice making Alexis old in a laugh while i continued.

Andrew: Another thing The Rock, at one time you were a huge source of my income, now your just a part time loser.... That is why i screwed you out of your title shot feigning concern for you.... And for all of you weak willed sheep, buy more from WWE.Com im down to my last Million....

After i said that i began to walk off and did a Jack Tripper and fell on my face and said in my Vince whiny voice.

Andrew: Linda! It happened again! Call my accountant, my wallet made me fall again!

And after that Alexis cut the camera and began to laugh so hard i was afraid the babies would come early.

Alexis:(Laughing) .....That was.... The most... Hilarious thing.... I've seen in a long time....

I came up to her and took off my Vince wig and grabbed my sweat pants as i said with a smile.

Andrew: And this is just the beginning my little Goddess... Just the beginning...

I said as i leaned in and captured her lips with mine and she didn't hesitate to kiss me back.... Vince better watch his back....

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Not even an hour after the video was put out it got over a million likes and a lot of comments from the likes of Shawn and and Hunter saying that was awesome which meant the world to me. Tonight is Raw and i wasn't scheduled for anything tonight so i took advantage of the opportunity. Tonight Vince was going to announce me defending my Championship in the Royal Rumble.

(When he says DX change it with Andrew)

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hen it cut to me messing in the audio and visual truck i turned to the camera and acted like i was surprised and clasped my hand on my heart and said.

Andrew: You scared me, me? I was just making sure everything was ok, i ran the  no good punk out of here now if you will excuse me....

I put my championship over my shoulder and cintinued as i walked out of the truck.

Andrew: I have a man i need to see....

After that i left the area making myself laugh, i made my way back to my locker room and when i opened it there was Allen, Rebecca, and Alexis standing there looking at the tv and laughing.